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It's Tuesday in N. Korea - and We Didn't Get Nuked!!

4/15/2013, 3:35 pm
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Yay Looking Spoon! :)
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4/15/2013, 4:42 pm
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Looks like we'll just have to wait till Next Tuesday™ or the next time Lil' Kim "JayZ" Shortdong Uncivilized kicks Secretary of State Dennis Rodman's ass in basketball -- Gangnam style.
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4/15/2013, 6:25 pm
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Alas, Marshal Kim Jong Un was unable to find a working cigarette lighter to light the fuse of his "NoDong" Intercontinental InterGalactic Missle for this important test. (And If They Know What Is Good For Them, no member of The World Of Next Tuesday™ will be so bold as to suggest that, "He should have used a punk to light the fuse." And you all know why (and who the "punk" actually is...)
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4/16/2013, 12:04 am
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As you can see from the Polaroid snapshot Comrades, Dear Leader had one successful launch (how could we doubt him?), it's still Tuesday somewhere!Image
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4/16/2013, 8:53 am
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Dateline Pyongyang: Kim Jong Un announced that yesterday's surprise attack on the Yankee Imperialists with "smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear" weapons was an overwhelming success. The North Korea leader said that these microscopic nuclear missiles with yields measured in nanograms instead of kilotons slipped through American radar undetected and rained down on Honolulu, San Diego, Austin, and Washington D.C., injuring up to four Americans with the deadly radiation equal to one dental x-ray or 15 minutes of exposure to direct sunlight.
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https://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/04/0 ... ar-attack/
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4/16/2013, 3:19 pm
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Chairman Meow,

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The Estes Corporation has anticipated such an attack and has prepared a micro-miniature solid fuel interceptor missile for ingestion by US citizens.















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Known only as code name "mini-dong 1", these tiny anti-ballistic devices are ingested in capsule form and will attach directly to white blood cells, launching automatically when incoming N. Korean missiles are inhaled.
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