I am saddened to have to report that our youth may be starting to turn to delusional fantasies regarding Moochelle Obama's good will towards them.

It would appear that these ingrates, corrupted by greed from generations of unchecked capitalism, are now openly defying the "Healthy, Hunger Free Kids" Act by posting various images of their government-issued meals and complaining about them!

These "children," and I use that term very loosely, are guilty of treason against the state! Do you hear the workers in the gulags complaining about the food that dear leader's wife personally chose for them? NO! The audacity displayed by these young dissidents is outrageous and atypical of Western capitalist idiocy. Dangerous information like this could poison the minds of the children who seem to think that their health is a laughing matter!

Click here to be angered at our youth!

I warn you Comrades, what you will read will be enough to make even Moochelle herself spit out her lobster burger in disgust!You have been warned!

These Pictures Of School Lunches Will Show You Exactly Why Kids Are Fed Up With Michelle Obama's Diet

Dear Komrade Chedoh,

I am shocked. And appalled.
I do think young Tanner needs a good shovel and a ticket for the cattle train express to re-education summer camp! He should at least have had the good manners to write, "Dear Ms First Lady Leader, call this a f*@# lunch?".
A young komrade in North Korea would kiss his First Ladies feet and every other foot in NK for such a privelege, such nourishment. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
The educationalist kollektiv has failed, komrades. Where did we go wrong?

Disgusted of Beet Fields,
Australovia.

Let them eat fish-cakes...

If we did not have double standards, we would not have any*


*Kommon Kore Principle #69

Chedoh wrote: Do you hear the workers in the gulags complaining about the food that dear leader's wife personally chose for them? NO! !

Chedoh, Comrade, have pity on the young socialists. You forget that they are currently in the process of reeducation, and not yet instilled with the correct principals of Communists zeal.
Also, if the kids are complaining, then the allegation that the workers in the gulags do not complain is not entirely true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYx ... YxkU-U#t=0


The uprising is imminent comrades. Here I have gained access to a video which is rallying schoolchildren nationwide ... with a translation of some of the lyrics

We don't need no food privation
We don't need no size control
No cardboard entries in the lunch room
FLOTUS, leave those 'tots alone
HEY! FLOTUS!LEAVE THOSE 'TOTS ALONE

All in all, it's just a ...'nother kick in the balls
All in all, it's just a ...'nother kick in the balls



(If you don't eat your spinach, you can't have any more tofu. How can you have tofu if you don't eat your spinach!)

How to punish the children? That is the Question. What can we do to them...send them to school?

If you like your chicken nuggets, you can keep your chicken nuggets.

"You didn't eat that..."

You do not understand, Comrades. This is not, I repeat, NOT, part of Dear Ms. Leader's (PBUH) plan.

No, it is an evil plot to make the children crave -- yea, demand -- a return to the Pink Slime!

Which, I might remind you, is manufactured in factories owned by the KKKoch Brothers...

Any good komrade - especially one who values multicultural education - would love that hunk of bologna (Italian) with the thin slice of Cheddar cheese (British) on a tortilla (Mexican). We must work harder to re-educate the youth that starvation is for the good of the kollektiv. As long as one child is starving, all must starve.

Comrade Katz, it is not starvation, it is FASTING! And fasting is good for the collective. Our motherlands premium grade Beet Vodka can only be made if the kulaks leave enough for making this mothers milk of party creativity. The only things that should remain fertile in the collective should be our women and our leaders!

The kollective has failed the children ™



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We're now at a time when today's youth crave the "mystery meat" served in school cafeterias of the past. Ain't progress wonderful?

Red Walrus wrote:The kollective has failed the children ™


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Comrade Melissa is treading close to the edge by using the non-word "collective" openly. I worry that she may have leaned forward a bit too far and spilled the beans - so to speak. I recommend keeping a close eye on this operative.

Edit: After all this time I just noticed I'm pressing the "SUBMIT" button to add my comments. No wonder I get such a warm, fuzzy feeling whenever I do that!

"You call this a f#&%ing lunch?"

Comrade in the Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea it is a banquet.