Dear Comrades,

The Directorate for State Information has announced that all Google employees are hereby employed and supervised by the State, with potential reassignment to government posts as needed.

In recognition for his service to the Party during the Patriotic War of 2012, Google Chairman Comrade Eric Schmidt will receive the Hero of Socialist Labor (with oak leaves and ACORNs) in recognition for his indispensible work in overseeing data operations during the election campaign.

State enterprises such as Google play an important role in the Party's struggle to free the minds of the workers and peasants of the USSA from the pernicious effects of counter-revolutionary propaganda.

Google helps the Party locate inappropriate materials which can then be targeted for enforcement by authorities. In more than 10 million cases, Google itself is used as an instrument of the State to engage in enforcement of social policies and security.

In the future, citizens can expect Google to be even more cooperative with the State's struggle to implement Socialism over the internet and collectivize all information. The Department of Social Justice will soon be able to access all internet servers through Google and thus the ‘cloud' will rain down truth and politically-correct data on all citizens beneath it!

Google belongs to the People!
Agitate for the collectivization of the internet!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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I often wondered how Google cloud works. This flowchart explains it.

I submit to the kollective we rename youtube "we-tube"

Nincompoop wrote:I submit to the kollective we rename youtube "we-tube"

Or more korrectly, thepeoplestube.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. I get nasty annoying mail from .cc domain all the time. Plus, CC stands for Coptic Christians, Catholic Church, Church of Christ, and Chucky Cheese! CC ya later!