Venezuela, North Korea offer Trump-free 'safe spaces'

The glorious workers' paradise of Venezuela has joined with The People's Republic of North Korea to offer asylum to Democrats, progressives, socialists, occupy members, snowflakes, fellow travelers, journalists, the woman screaming "no" at the inauguration, celebrities promising to leave, Bernie Sanders supporters, Marxists, and all others suffering from the reality that Trump is now the President of the USA.

This in effect will offer a "safe space" to all who need it - a safe space that is free from Trump and the evil rethuglikkkans, Tea Parties, and other intolerant deplorables.

Both countries have said that they have achieved enlightenment and have shed the burdens of the evil capitalist system, making it an ideal haven for those who think the USA has turned down the wrong path.

"We had our revolution a long time ago, so hope and change has already been obtained," said a North Korean official. Venezuela's spokesman added, "we have achieved the glorious socialist utopia, so those who seek our offer of a 'safe space' will feel right at home."

It is assured that inside these safe spaces, thoughts about individual freedom and prosperity will not be tolerated.

Besides, we hear Venezuela is nice this time of year.
 

Who needs food when you have communism!
 

Kommissar Brainiac

... The glorious workers paradise of Venezuela has joined with The People's Republic of North Korea to offer asylum to ..... and all others suffering from the reality that Trump is now the President of the USA ...
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Wait. That was a woman screaming "NO!"?