White House Jobs Chart Proves Stimulus Worked As Planned



And everything keeps getting better and better.
UPDATE:
Since this chart has already been linked to a number of websites, I received requests for a larger printable image of it. So I made a vector-graphic PDF file of it that can be stretched to any size.Click here to download.










If we did not have the big "O"messiah we would errrrrrrrrrrrrr, ummmmmm be in real bad shape.
We might have high un.....ahhhh, Ummmm, Our health care system, Uhhhh ummm.
Obamas da man, Yea....
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Dear Leader has done a magnificent job and should be reward with a game of golf, he has worked with "laser" like focus, after all.




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Czar Czar
Komrades, we need no Stimuli... nor jobs... all we need is OBAMA :OAnd increased Vodka rations!


"George, the fact that you had to point out that we flipped the Labor Dept's Jobs Chart just proves that you're really stretching it."


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I hope you like your new avatar, it's about 300 times smaller than what you had linked.
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I do not think however that we would need to buy off the other half of the country. Isn't that what gulags are for?




So where have you been Old Comrade? Oh if you could return the lawn furniture you borrowed from camp fluffy it would be appreciated.
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Defender of the Faith


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Welcome, Leshka-Kachmanavt! Your services may soon be required at NASA to serve as a kachmanavt instructor to our Muslim cosmonaut comrades, so don't go anywhere until we verify your identity and where your true loyalties are.I hope you like your new avatar, it's about 300 times smaller than what you had linked.
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Oh thank you glorious director! My shovel is always ready to serve the proletariat.