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White House Clarifies President's Skeet Shooting Remarks

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By Igor Toutellalai, American Media Collective

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Sources in the White House have said that President Obama intends to clarify his earlier statement about ‘skeet shooting' at Camp David during vacations.

According to anonymous officials, the White House Press Corps will soon be given a multimedia presentation, including video and still photography, of the President engaging in a basketball game that his staff termed ‘skeet shooting.'

“Essentially, two Secret Service agents stand on either side of the basketball court and throw a basketball back and forth, high in the air, while the President would throw a second ball and try to knock it down,” said one source familiar with the game. “The President learned this game in Hawaii in his youth, and shared it with his daughters in Chicago.”

Staffers say that President Obama's enthusiasm for basketball is well-known, and that the game was never specifically mentioned because it was generally included with other forms of basketball playing, including free-throw competitions, one-on-ones, and team games. The President rarely has a day without a basketball game.

“In a lot of ways, it is exactly like the kind of skeet shooting with a gun, which is why the President mentioned it,” said another source. “In his mind, they are virtually indistinguishable.”

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When asked whether President Obama has actually handled a gun during his time in office, staffers showed pictures of the Obama family playing with Nerf guns around a pool. Further questions about whether he had handled real guns were met with puzzled looks.

“These foam guns are pretty serious,” one staffer stated. “Aren't you aware of what is happening in our schools? They are having lock-downs over these.”

Anonymous staffers also added that the President insisted that safety rules be kept in place both during his ‘skeet shooting' games on the court and times where the family played with Nerf guns. Secret Service agents always checked the weapons before use to ensure that no one would be injured.

“The President is really into safety, and that's why he is so concerned about people owning guns,” added an anonymous staff member.

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NEW LAIKA HEADLINE:

To prove he is serious, Obama eliminates armed guards protection for the President, Vice-President, and their families; establishes Gun-Free Zones around them instead.

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Okay, okay. So Obama really does enjoy skeet shooting. All of your commie dissembling aside, Obama at the Camp David range; in glorious YouTubeObananarama:


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There is evidence of Dear Leader shooting skeet.
Pictures do not lie.


 
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