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Wokey Twerko Foucault: Army adopts new phonetic alphabet

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In a bold move to make the newly-outmoded, Patrionormative, white supremo-privileged, victory-centric, military phonetic alphabet more welcoming and inclusive of all Americans*, The Department of Military Wokeness proposes the following changes. Hopefully this will make all members of the military more comfortable when performing tasks such as calling in coordinates for artillery strikes on third world para-military forces

Old and stale phonetic words are in first column. New, vibrant and forward-looking changes are in second column.

A ...... Alpha <------> Ahmed
B ...... Bravo <------> Bradley (As in Manning)
C ...... Charlie <-----> Chelsea (as in Bradley)
D ...... Delta <-------> Duckworth
E ...... Echo <--------> Emo
F ...... Foxtrot <-----> Foucault
G ...... Golf <-------> Grunge
H ...... Hotel <------> Ho Chi
I ....... India ,-------> Ilhanna
J ....... Juliet <------> Jihadette
K ...... Kilo <--------> Kilo (Why change?)
L ...... Lima --------> Laquann
M ..... Mike <-------> Milk
N ..... November <---> NotmyPresident
O ...... Oscar <-------> Oprah
P ...... Papah <-------> Pepe
Q ...... Quebec <-----> Qu'ran
R ...... Romeo <------> Rupaul-oh
S ...... Sierra <------> Seattle
T .......Tango <------> Twerko
U ...... Uniform <----> Unicorn
V ...... Victor <-------> Victim
W ..... Whiskey <----> Wokey
X ...... X-ray <-------> X-Malcolm
Y ...... Yankee <-----> Yangtse
Z ...... Zulu <--------> Zappa

*(Because, as the experience of the Austro-Hungarian army in WWI makes abundantly clear, diversity in military affairs is a strength)

Wokey Twerko Foucault? -- New, and inclusive take on the old "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" military phonetic rendering of WTF

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Please confirm that this is satire...

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So now the navy seal will say: "I made that Jihadi go twerko unicorn"?

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Well, how would they replace SNAFU, BOLO, BOHICA?

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Callmelennie wrote:Wokey Twerkoh Foccault? -- New, and inclusive take on the old "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" military phonetic rendering of WTF

'pelipsky don't know, but the Current Truth™ WTF - Foccault sounds very revolutionary most Glib of Karaoke Hooligans, Lenniesky. It's like the earth moving under 'pelipsky's feet...like that pendulum proving Foucault's revolving point of order.

forelock tugging apology for Carole King lyric, Lenniesky and all other comrades injured, too.
'pelipsky

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Some may ask whether we have not had enough of this Bradley Seattle. But I say, rather, behold the abundance and plenty that the Party provides.

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Foucault Oprah Rupaul Wokey Ahmed Rupaul Duckworth!

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Minitrue wrote:Please confirm that this is satire...
Komrade Minitrue, "Satire"???

trashmouth wrote:Well, how would they replace SNAFU, BOLO, BOHICA?

SNAFU will be replaced by SWAMP (Situation White All Male Priviledged) BOHICA will be cancelled as it tends to disparage, not to mention confuse, Seattle Milks (Service Members) who may find bending over for gastroenterologically-centered gratification enjoyable.

Bolo, in the military sense of Foccaulting something Unicornically is not technically an acronym, so no change needed .. for now

Other odds and ends.

Its good to see the Comrades getting in the spirit of things. Otherwise, this whole post eould have been a total Chelsea Fouccault

Universal Greenwich ("Zulu") time will now be rendered as Zappa time, as in "I might be moving to Montana soon; perhaps as early as zero dark thirty hours, Zappa time."

A thorny international issue: Our former guerrilla nemesis from the Vietnam War ers may object to being referred to as "Chelsea." It may be necessary to placate them by substituting "Carlos", which conveys the same meaning, but is more inclusive of our much maligned, undocumented enlisted community

"Carlos Cong" -- Has a nice flow to it, is it not so, Comrades


 
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