Womyn On Top - A Wombat Factory Celebration


It's time for a celebration!
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That's right comrades, with tender Loving™ guidance of femynsts
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The Left is still busily trumpeting the fallacy-filled idea of there being a wage gap in favor of men. In fact, the DNC recently sent out an email once again attempting to promulgate this lie, on the 90th Anniversary of Women’s Suffrage, no less. Hey, never waste a Crisis ™, real or imagined, and also never waste a chance to totally use women, right, Lefties? Have to keep those women in line! By in line, I, of course, mean completely shrouded in a veil of nanny state neediness and victim-hood.As I said in my article about the 90th Anniversary of Women’s Suffrage, the woe-is-us “wage gap” myth has been shattered, despite the Left’s attempt to cover up pesky things like facts and figures and such. Math is hard...
Read More: Women Winning The Wage Gap War
Rejoice Comrades!
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I beam with pride that you are surrounded Crappy Nappy clones. Yes we should have Wombat history month, uhhhh yea..I was just informed that we are running out of history months, so I move we invent a new MONTH!!!! A in Honor of me we could call it "Redstar-ember"
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith


I won't do that (whatever it was) anymore - just take the pictures away. I'll take the rat/face-cage... anything. (sob, sob, whaah )


Red Star
I beam with pride that you are surrounded Crappy Nappy clones. Yes we should have Wombat history month, uhhhh yea..I was just informed that we are running out of history months, so I move we invent a new MONTH!!!! A in Honor of me we could call it "Redstar-ember"Now this is a month I could definitely get behind! We must bring this up at the next Politburo meeting.
All Hail Comrade Red Star!


But where will we get the extra days for the month of Redstar-ember? Of course, RE-DISTRIBUTE THEM FROM THE RICH, GREEDY, FAT CAT MONTHS!


It's racist that Black History month has been short changed.
Equality for all months!
(Why do I have to be the one to think of this shit when the solution is so obvious?)


Also Red Rooster Library, We could even Re-name days Instead of Monday we will have Opiate of the People day, Wednesday could be Comrade Whoopie day... what we have now is so bourgeois, I am sure thought up by Rethuglkkkans...
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith


Yet, comrades, what is important also to this New™ movement is what shall we do with the Manginas™? You see I have seen these Manginas™ with my own eyes, they are quite frightful, they look kinda like sparkly vampires eating a plastic Oscar Mayer hotdog!
Quite surreal, and indeed there is more I wish to tell you; The Capon Makers™ are busy, busy, busy in making... well... Capons!!!
Yet it all amounts to this...
What to do comrade, what to do?

