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If you've only got a mustache

12/12/2022, 12:04 am
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You can get a job in gov, mak’n waste disappear
There's a secret you should know
Post your creepy kinks and share.

You may not have the looks.
You may still have your sack!
Just pretend you are a girl
If you only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache.

Hated by common folk
Without a hint of PRIDE.

But posting all your kinks
Can make any man a bride.

Steal some luggage off a plane
Wear their undies on your ass
And you'll become a girl your own.
If you only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache.

You may be man in drag and uglier than sin
But your pronouns give you clout,
You wondering how to pretend
Well here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can claim you are a girl

If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache, a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache, big moustache
Thick moustache
My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache, a moustache.
If you only got a moustache
 
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12/12/2022, 10:58 am
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Most excellent rewrite of The Western world, El P.
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12/12/2022, 12:30 pm
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Never underestimate the Power of the Mustache on a real man...
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12/12/2022, 1:59 pm
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The greatest 'stache in the history of aviation: Robin Olds

https://robinolds.com/

"It became the middle finger I couldn't raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war."
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12/12/2022, 2:23 pm
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Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑
12/12/2022, 1:59 pm
 The greatest 'stache in the history of aviation: Robin Olds

https://robinolds.com/

"It became the middle finger I couldn't raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war."
I was at a Memorial Day observance in Roswell, Georgia, a few years ago.  His daughter was the keynote speaker and she mentioned that fact.  He's one of the few who flew both P-38s and F-4s in combat.
 
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12/12/2022, 3:40 pm
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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑
12/12/2022, 12:30 pm
 Never underestimate the Power of the Mustache on a real man...
Hijack!

 
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12/13/2022, 11:17 am
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Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
12/12/2022, 3:40 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑
12/12/2022, 12:30 pm
 Never underestimate the Power of the Mustache on a real man...
Hijack!


Brilliant!
 
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