Zionist Philip Morris & Pig Blood Cigarettes


http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/30 ... tern-plot/











The multitude of sins that can be hidden under the phrase “processing aids”—a catchall term for ingredients used to control tar and nicotine content in cigarettes—apparently includes pigs’ blood. New Dutch research from March of this year has found traces of porcine hemoglobin in the filters of some brands of cigarettes. In blood, hemoglobin bonds to oxygen to transport it throughout the body; in filters, it bonds to passing toxins and removes them from the smoke before it enters the lungs.
So if you're a true believer, smoke filterless, or roll your own!


(or at least forget where they left the keys to their truck bomb)


Comrade Whoopie
Hey maybe they'll all switch to smoking pot, then they'll lose interest in jihad.(or at least forget where they left the keys to their truck bomb)



Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Or at the very least, allow Russia to slip them nukes under the radar. That way, the Zionist threat would be. . . removed.


I confess to being an investor in PM and earning about $65 quarterly, but allow me to plead before my show trial:
Philip-Morris is a capitalist firm, agreed, but its worst excesses are limited through government expertise and regulation. The company grows tobacco in rural areas, thus empowering the poor and helping them to form unions for consciousness-raising. In further stages of cigarette processing, other workers are paid and given the right to unionize. The finished product has been loved by countless right-thinking individuals for decades. Moreover, the green product helps shorten the lives of taxpayers thus relieving stress on Mother Earth while also providing valuable revenues through taxes to the State. Naturally all my profits are redistributed by the IRS to those less equal than I. In short, I view PM as doing what the government does better. Once it hoists itself on its own petard and gets nationalized, then the qualms about its capitalist taint will disappear. Just like the Revolution, comrades, good things come to those who wait, and smoke while doing so.
I rest my case.


Comrades, Al Gore has succored us all.


Where have all the succours gone?
I am glad to hear Al Gore is providing them, or occasionally requesting them in a somewhat insistent manner. Granted, the world is about to burn to a crisp, so even the most equal of us can get a bit impatient and testy.








Does anyone have any Sputnik brand cigs left? I used to have some great patriotic democratic people's republic of China smokes, like the famed Xi Hu brand, but they got burnt a long time ago.