Aah, recount all the Zonie people
Aah, recount all the Zonie people

Democrat Katie
Speaks with a fry in her speech
In true Valley girl style
Sounds like a child
Spins like a yarn wheel
Dissing debates with a squeek
Like a mouse in its hole
Election mole

All of Katies voters
Where did they all come from
All of Katie's voters
How did they build that throng

MAGA girl Kari
Beclowning words of "reporters"
That no one believes
They're prone to deceive
See her campaigning
Drawing large crowds in the night
While Kate dodges the media glare
How does this square?

All those Katie voters
Where did they all come from
ALL the Hobbsian voters
How did they build that throng

Ahh recount all the Zonie people
Ahh recount all the Zonie people

Democrat Katie
Elected as Gov in a fraud
That should besmirch her name
If she had shame
MAGA girl Kari
Wiping the smears from her face
As elites act depraved
Can elections be saved?

ALL of Katies voters
(Aahh, recount all the Zonie people)
Where did they all come from
All the Hobbsian voters
(Aah, recount all the Zonie people)
How did they build that throng