There's a candidate I'm a screwin'
On election day
There ain't much to do to make it better
The votes are a leakin'
So Joe Biden will win

And I'm getting twenty ballots for every nether

I'm got to make more votes from this county
I'm lookin' out for the lib-er-als
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia

A roving band of pollsters beat up ol' Donny
Everybody's gettin' richer steal'n the vote
Say, the stolen ballots are gathering by the thousands
Leaving seventy-million people without a hope

I guess I have to face the fact as real
I think we're gonna make ol' Donny FALLLLLLLL
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia

I guess I have to face the fact as real
I think ol' Joe is gonna win the calllllllll
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia
I'm gonna spread another fraud in Philadelphia
I'm gonna spread another fraud…….

GOP wonders why I'm crazy all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away

You think maybe I need help, no, I know that I'm right
We'll be better off when we purge them all from this life

When they question why they're on my list
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is

I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

Because racists are on my list
Because racists racists are on my list
Because racists are on my list… to purge them from this life
Because sexists sexists are on my list
Because sexists sexists they can't exist
Because sexists will not exist when I turn off the lights

They go crazy wondering what might be wrong with me
In the night I'll round'm up, because I am AOC…

Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want
Regret what I've done, regrets no, this is so fun

And if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I'll only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why
Because racists are on my list
Because racists racists are on my list
Because racists are on my list… to purge them from this life
Because sexists sexists are on my list
Because sexists sexists they can't exist
Because sexists will not exist when I turn off the lights

I really hate'm babe
racists are on my list

Racists are on my list
Because racists racists are on my list
Because racists are on my list… to purge them from this life
Because sexists sexists are on my list
Because sexists sexists they can't exist
Because sexists will not exist when I turn off the lights

Becasue racists are on my list
Because racists racists are on my list
Because racists are on my list… to purge them from this life

'pelipksy loves a hot steamy bath of Hall and Oatmeal. So thanks for the twin pack, El. P.

It was so relaxing afterwards...a new Hall and Oatmeal variety was inspired.

forelock tug,
'pelipsky





V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V

In A Loon's Life
Under par like
Strong armed in the night

Are what Dem's been schemin' up
Every Trumper has been fired
Locked out ‘cause Biden won

Screams are made up as ‘dissident' stuff
We believe law will always be the same
The ways and means are not parts subject to change

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
It's a made up fraud Biden won
V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
It's a made up fraud Biden won

Joe can grift you
Got your number
Share your life with Xi
10 thousand miles away

If Joe's hurt you
Dems haven't owned it

Time's too tight for rights
And they're never face to face

Style ain't crimeless and fashion's only “now”
Media “no way”(dude), ”no one needs to know, just now...

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V

It's a made up fraud Biden won

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V

It's a made up fraud Biden won
Made up fraud, Made up fraud
Won, won, won
Won

Made up fraud, Made up fraud
won, won, won
won

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
Won, won, won
won

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
It's made up fraud

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
We know that Dems been scheming up

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
What we got is a made up fraud
Biden won

It's a made up fraud
It's a made up fraud
Biden won

Dems‘ll say when “they” do, we don't see
We know what we do, or don't see

In A Loon's Life
Under par like
Strong armed sold in the night

Are what Dem's been schemin' up
It's a made up fraud
Biden won

Schemes are made of some unlawful stuff and we're living
In a made up fraud Biden won

Where present tense has no crime behind
Oh don't fall for that same ‘Joe' line

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
Don't you know that it's a made up fraud
Biden won?

We've got the way this works
We've got the way ‘tution (constitution)

If you believe that Joe's in a gladfly stage and Trump's behind
You got some made up

Biden won
And Trump's right, on time

It's a made up fraud
Biden won

It's a made up fraud
Biden won

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
We know what Dems been scheming up

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
It's a made up fraud
Biden won

V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V
V-I-R-T-U-A-L-A-L-A-T-V

El. P. you set the beat for #ResistWeMuch varietal incendiary concoctions.

Hall and Oatmeal flavored karaoke hooliganisms are on every comrade's Collective's Commissary Menu.

Comrades, fill in a complete ration card for each variety and receive a free one from Harris/Biden Administration.

yoursforeverlocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR- 549 over n' out




Say it
Say it wasn't Joe

Say it
Say it wasn't Joe

Say it isn't too painful to tell us that newz disqualified
Last time newz asked Joe he really gave a lame excuse

We know that Joe lied

Now wicked things can happen we see Dem's goin' down in scores
But when newz plays in Stalinist way that bites it even more

Say it
Tell newz what Joe wants yeah they'll do it Biden newz proglettes and how

Say it
Newz propped Joe up when Biden stumped low motivation had Joe on the ground

We know newz first reaction Neil (Cavuto) slides away hides Kaleigh good try
But if there's a doubt Sidney P. can give out a thousand reasons why

Newz has to say it wasn't Joe
It wasn't Joe.

Just say it wasn't Joe
It wasn't Joe

Just say it wasn't Joe
It wasn't Joe.

Just say it wasn't Joe.
It wasn't Joe

Say it

Newz likes to be ballot handlers for The Party™,
Newz revels in this hell

Say it

Newz like to move with Stalinist of them
Joe knows newz schmoo's groove Goebbels

Don't need someone to lean on.
Fox shows that their viewers deplored

But if Trump's faced with being replaced,
Who wants Joe even more???

So Sidney says it wasn't Joe

It wasn't Joe, say it wasn't Joe, it wasn't Joe
Just say it wasn't Joe, it wasn't Joe, Just say it wasn't Joe, it wasn't Joe

Say it
Say it wasn't Joe

Say it
Say it wasn't Joe

Say it
Say it wasn't Joe

Why newz gonna go, don't newz hafta say, newz wanna go nah, nah Biden say it wasn't
Say it wasn't, Say, say, say, it wasn't, say it wasn't Joe, say it wasn't

When does newz have to say it wasn't, say it wasn't Joe, say it wasn't Joe,
Just say it wasn't

I know it's so hard for newz say it wasn't Joe, so hard say it wasn't
Don't say Biden, Just say it wasn't,

There must be some lawful way. Will have to
Say it wasn't, Some lawful way.

To say it wasn't Joe, newz goin' have to say.
Say it wasn't

Why won't newz say so, say it wasn't Joe,
Newz blowed, newz wants to fake you