(Do, do, do, do, do, do-do-do-do)
(Do, (doop, doop) do, do, do, do)
(Do, do, do, do, do, do-do-do-do)

(Do-do-do-do...)

Jim Carey with a bullet
Got his finger on the trigger, He's gonna pull it
He shot his foot now
He's a Canadian

So hold it right there little girl, little girl
He's gotta little gun

He may be an oldie, but he's liberal, too
It' been forever since he had a hit flick too
Oh, yes it isl

(Do, do, do, do, do...)

Jim Carey with a bullet
Got his finger on the trigger, He's gonna pull it
He's a super-rich liberal
He's a national disgrace
So he'll play your playlist, Obama
Huh, c'mon he'll make out

Was high on the charts
He's slipped from the top
And his head's in the dark
He's gonna keep making movie flops
forever, baby

<Saxophone solo>

His head and his ass run together
Now they'll be stuck together
Talkin' 'Carey
Talkin' 'Carey

(Do, do, do, do, do...)


Jim Carey with a bullet
Got his finger on the trigger, He's gonna pull it
Yes he will
He's an A-hole, baby, look inside him
Right now, right now just a dingle
But pretty soon you'll see
He'll have to wipe this time
And won't be long we'll find
His head in his colonoscopy.
Woo-hoo

You know Jim Carey, woo-hoo, with a bullet
Yes he is, baby
He's got his finger right there on the trigger
He's gonna pull it, pull it, pull it
You better start makin' plans, Carey
Your career is crashing, now, now, now
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
(Shoop shoop shoop shoop, be doo be doo doo...)