John Kerry

You're just a con
Know how you feel about us
Kennedy, you're not, John.
After all your words aren't steel
John, you're a has been schemer
And we've all heard your hero tales
And now you're told, bend over

John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you
John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you

But I wish you'd just go
You'll go on hurtin' us
We'd be better off alone
You're nothing that you thought you'd be

And we know that you're a traitor
No one ever wants the crap you sell
In hell you'll feel it burnin' on and on

John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you
John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you

You're such a loser, John
Long ago, far away
And you should've been gone
We wish you'd just go away

John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you
John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you

John Kerry, Putin
Holds you, holds you
 

A super 8 warrior
Real tall stride
Today John Kerry
Lean Green guy

He's not that intelligent
His only strength is arrogance
His resource, a lying defense
Hiding from his past events
A Traitor

In congress he was absentee
Moving in liberal society
Sails the mist, creates myths
Catch rich widows, claim their gifts

The world turns, the world burns
World events are deep
Space behind his eyes
Is wide

Today's John Kerry
He gets by on you
In play space he played
In a rabbit suit

No, he's not intelligent
Wants to be the president
Always hopeful, yet discontent
For it before he's against it
He changes

Russia is moving to Baltic Sea
US acts like an amputee
John is witless, watch his twits
Tweets his reply, Thinks he's fly

The world turns, the world burns
World events are deep
He thinks he's the Piper Pied

Super 8 warrior, today John Kerry
He gets by on you
He's a comical charade
He always wrong on the issues of the day
 

In congress he was absentee
Moving in liberal society
Sails the mist, creates myths
Catch rich widows, claim their gifts


AWESOME!!

Muchos Gracias
 

Big John
Big John

Every morning at The White House, you can see him arrive.
He stands 6 foot 6, weighs 155.
Kind of wide at the forehead, longer at the chin.
And everybody knows he doesn’t know his shit, Big John.

Big John
Big John
Big Sad John
Big John

Nobody seemed to know in Vietnam
How he got a Purple Heart for splinters in his hand.
He didn't do much, kind of pompous and sly
And thanks to “swift boaters”, they caught him in a lie, Big John.

Everyone said he was full of beans,
Then he got into a marriage with the Ketchup Queen.
And he ran for POTUS and thought he was the man,
Bush sent the Massachusetts fella back to being a Bostonian.

Big John
Big John
Big Sad John
Big John

Then came the day when Hillary chose to resign,
When Obama called on John to take her place at his side.
Nations were praying, war drums beating fast
They knew when he got confirmed, they knew they could act at lastt, cause' John.

Watched the dust and the smoke as the Ukraine fell,
Putin’s a giant of a man compared to our POTUS from hell.
Grabbed a sagging nation and made out without a groan,
and like a giant oak tree John just stood there like a stone, Big John

Big John
Big John
Big Sad John
Big John

And through all of his talk, he was a mighty dove.
A Russian tweeted out, 'there’s a prankster among us!'
And Euro scrambled back to a 'red scare' haze
now there’s only one man left to save the day, Big John.

With weak talk and sanctions, Obama’s backing down,
then came that rumble way down in the ground.
And as troops and Vlad march Barack leads from behind,
everybody knew it was the end of the line, except Big John.

Big John
Big John
Big Sad John
Big John

Now they never “reset” the relationship,
they just placed a Russian tank in place of it.
These few words are written about this man,
"In the history of this time, was one pathetic man, Big John"

Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John
 

Kerry, John you wayward scum
We'll be Greece when you are done
Lay your eerie head to rest
Don't you lie no more

Once I strove to be the man they called POTUS
Then they got a glimpse that all this was bogus
I was soaring to the White House
Then they brought me low

Though their eyes could see, I still was a wise man
Though their minds could think, I still wasn't rad, man
I hear the voices when I'm scheming
I can hear them say

Kerry, John, you wayward scum
We'll be Greece when you are done
Lay your Franken head to rest
Don't you try no more

Masquerading as man with a war wound
My charade was the brainchild of buffoons
And if I claimed to be a brave man
Well, it surely means that they don't know

On a stormy sea of lies and some misquotes
Called right out, by the vets on the swift boats
I tried a smear to change my fortune
But I hear the voices say

Kerry, John you wayward scum
Be no peace when you are done
Lay your Clydesdale head to rest
Don't come by no more (NO!)

Kerry, John -- we will always remember
Kerry, John -- you backstabbed service members
Now you're in the highest circles
Surely scandal waits for you

Kerry, John you wayward scum
You'll be greased when all is done
Lay your Lerch-like head to rest
Don't you lie no more