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4/24/2022, 2:45 pm
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​​​​​​It's another Covid evening
In another Covid town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When the mask mandates went down

Got no other virtue-signal
Mmh I just do what Fauci says
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head

Mmh, that's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm going to do
I'm gonna... mask on
Mask on

(Mask on) Sitting in an airplane row
(Mask on) Covid is here
(Mask on) one of these days Covid is gonna take my life away
'Til then I'll just keep masking on

Judge broke a Biden policy
And she broke a liberal heart


But I am too dumb to realize
That masking was a lie

Trying to get back to where we were

And it's another right-wing nightmare
Woah, an' another right-wing scheme

And these masks came off in a hurry
Now I know I’m gonna die
But I got my fourth vaccine

But I'm lonely
Lord, I'm lonely
What am I gonna do?
got myself a one-way ticket
(Mask on) goin' the wrong way
(Mask on)
(Mask on) Not gonna change my Covid ways
(Mask on)
One of these days
One of these days

I'm gonna...

(Mask on)
(Mask on) mmh, I am shit out of luck
(Mask on) Mmh
(Mask on) keep on maskin...
Maskin' on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on
have myself a good time
(Mask on) mmh, yeah
(Mask on) ride, ride, ride
(Mask on) all of these days
(Mask on) all of these days

 
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4/24/2022, 3:36 pm
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Mask on signal, mask on along
Mask on, Daddy, "til the Covid is gone
Mask on family, mask on you
Mask on, Mama, like I told you to do
And mask on, virtue-signaler, mask on

Well, it's Monday morning
Air-kissin' Mama goodbye
He's up and gone with the sun
Daddy drives an eighteen-wheeler
And his mask stays on when he’s gone (you got it)

And three masked faces gather 'round Mama
They ask her why Daddy's mask is on
Daddy does what Momma tells him
And his mask stays on when he is gone (yeah, they do)

Ah, but he calls them every night
And he tells them that he wears them
She taught 'em this song to sing

Mask on signal, mask all day long
Mask on Daddy, 'til the Covid is gone
Mask on family, mask on crew
Mask like, Mama, like she tells you to do
And mask on, virtue-signaler, mask on (mask on)

Well, it's Wednesday evening
Mama's waitin' by the phone
It rings, but it's not his voice
Seems the masking-patrol has found a an empty rig
And a box of masks that aren’t gone (that's right)

But the driver was missin'
And the search had been abandoned
For the masking-mandate was now gone
And they had checked all the houses and the local motels
When they had some more news they'd call (that's right)

And she told them when they found him to tell him
They should mask him
And she hung up the phone singin'

Mask on signal, mask on along
Mask on Daddy, 'til the Covid is gone
Mask on family, mask on crew
Mask on, Mama, like she tells you to do
And mask on, virtue-signal, mask on (mask on)

Mama and the children will be masking up all night long
Thinkin' nothing but the worst is comin'
From the mask lawsuit going on...


Oh, but the Trump Judge wasn’t listening
When Mama asked her to keep the masks on

And when the call came in
It was Daddy on the other end

Telling her that he had has written his own song...

Mask off mandates, mask is now gone
Mask off Daddy, cause the masking is done
Mask on family, mask if you choose
Mask on, Mama, like a liberal fool
And mask on, virtue-signal,

Mask off mandates, mask is now gone
Mask off Daddy, cause the masking is done
Mask on family, mask if you choose
Mask on, Mama, like a liberal fool
And mask on, virtue-signal, Dad's gone (Dad's gone)

Virtue-signaler
Virtue-signaler
Virtue-signaler
Virtue-signaler

Mask on
 
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