"Monica"

I hear the empty bedroom at night
But she hears only whispers of some phone-sex conversation
He's on the phone at twelve-thirty night
His perverse schemes toward the girls that will give him an erection

A dirty old old man is his way
Hoping to find some White House intern whore or sleazy broad to lay

He turned to me as if to say: "Hillary, I am just so bored with you"

[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me from being POTUS too
There's nothing that a right wing conspiracy could ever do

“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“Gonna take some time to destroy all she'll ever have.”

The wild progs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for my electoral victory
I know that I must fight against the right

Sure as Stephanopoulos rises like Olympus above the Media
I seek to hide what are my lies, emboldened of this thing that I've become

“It's gonna take a lot to drag me from being POTUS too
There's nothing that a right wing conspiracy could ever do”

“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“Gonna take some time to destroy all she'll ever have”

Hurry Bill, Drudge is watching over you!

“It's gonna take a lot to drag me from being POTUS too
There's nothing that a stalker "loony-tune" could ever do”

“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”

“Gonna take some time to destroy all she'll ever have”

A People's Karaoke EPIC start to finish...

So much more elegantly nuanced than my own unspeakably crude take, "Devil With The Blue Dress" that it would be epitome of boorish arrogance to even dream of linking to it -- although apparently .. is exactly what I dare to do, even as you finish reading this very sentence.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 11457.html

Muchos gracias, Maestro Marxist.

Devil in a Blue Dress is a classic, Callmelennie. Thanks for reminding me of that great tune.

Thank you Groucho for your help on the start of the song--sometimes it takes an expert Comrade to get me through.

Just pass me a small portion of your spoiled beet ration...

Comrade El Presidente, I hope you won't mind my adding to your Monica theme with my "Dear Monica". I practiced my form of Chinese Water Torture on my mother as a child by playing this Chipmunks album over and over and over again until I drove her nuts.And thank you again Comrade Groucho. You'll turn into a spoiled rotten kid eating all those spoiled beets!