Some news you get is bad
It can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear
And curse
When you're hearing 'bout
New scandals
It's nothing you can't handle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

...Always look to the left side
and lie...
(Whistle)

Always look to the left side
and lie...
(Whistle)

If scandal's really rotten
Cos something you've forgotten
Well that's when you laugh, deny,
Prance, and sing
When you're hearing FOX News dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and lie some
- that's the thing.
And...always look to the left side and lie...
(Whistle)

Come on.

Always look to the left side
and lie...
(Whistle)

For lies are quite absurd
And truth's a nasty word
You must always look quite certain
When you lie
Forget that it's a sin - Go on
and do it once again
Enjoy it - it's your best chance
Anyhow.

So always keep the truth under
your breath
Just because you have caused somebody's death
You're a piece of shit
When you look at it
Death's a laugh so tell a joke
It's you
You'll see it's all a show
Keep on lying as you go
Just remember history will laugh at you
And always look to the left side and lie...
(Whistle)

Always look to the left side
and lie...
(Whistle)

Come on Barack, cheer up.

Always look to the left side
and lie...

Always look to the left side
and lie...

Worse things happened to Bush you know.

Always look to the left side
and lie...

I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you are just nothing
- you're full of just nothing.
What have you got? Nothing.

Always look to the left side
and lie...