All you wanted was sleep but woke in the morning to a big surprise
Rosanne, Rosanne
Never thought that your tweet about Jarret was racist, Rosanne

All you wanted was an Ambien in the evening to sleep the night
Rosanne, Rosanne
You didn't know you were taking far more than tweet liberties

Been twenty years since you went away, Rosanne
You're gone again and I have to say

Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah

I can see Jarret's face looking like Ari on Planet of the Apes
Rosanne, Rosanne
I didn't know that a tweet like yours could make people so mad, Rosanne

All I want to tell you is that with liberals there is no compromise
Rosanne, Rosanne
I never thought that tweeting could ever hurt you so bad

Been twenty years since you went away, Rosanne
You're gone again and I have to say

Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah

Been twenty years since you went away, Rosanne
You're gone again and I have to say

Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah

Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way
Tweet went the wrong way, tweet went the wrong way , Rosanne, yeah

I am struck by the stunning equality of the beauty of the two faces. Is there a comrade so bold that he will say that one is more beautiful than the other? I think not

This was just the thing to make my slumbering muse stand up and take notice. Oh yes, I'm beginning to feel the flow ... of IDEAS, Comrades!! Perhaps there will be a resolution as early as tomorrow!!

RO-sanne, you dont put on the contrite
Your show is over
You dont have to take your Ambien in the night
RO-sanne, you dont have to send that tweet tonight
Call a black a monkey
You dont care if its wrong or if it's right

Ro-sanne, you dont have to put out the med blight
Ro-sanne, you dont have to get in the cat fight

Rosanne (put out the med blight)
Rosanne (put out the med blight)
Rosanne (put out the race spite)
Rosanne (put out the race spite)
Rosanne (Put out the dread byte)

I never watched your progg spew
I always saw right through you
I tried to tell them just how you'd be
You were gonna be a horse from Troy
In lunacies you succumb
You once befouled our anthem
I told them once, I told them again
You're a bad play

RO-sanne, you dont have to prove you're certified
RO-sanne, you dont have to put out the ape slight

Rosanne (You dont have to put out the med blight)
Rosanne (Put on the med blight)
Rosanne (Put out the race spite)
Rosanne (Stoke up the race strife)
Rosanne (Put out the ape slight)
Rosanne (Put out the ape slight)
Rosanne (Put out the dread byte)
Rosanne (Put out the dread byte)
Rosanne (Get in the cat fight)
Rosanne (Get in a cat fight)
Rosanne (Put out th- ... eh, that's enough)

(Was it as good for you as it was for me, my dearest Rosie?)

I'll Take The Ambien



I spout my views
Time after time
I tried repentance
For my Twitter Crimes
And bad missteps
I've made a few
I've never been called down because of race
Until that shrew

(And I still just go on and on, and on, and on)

I'll take the Ambien, hit send
And I'll keep on Tweeting and offend
I'll take the Ambien
I'll take the Ambien
No time for boozers
'Cause I'll take the Ambien and get blurred

I've taken my bows
And my anthem falls
You know my name, unfortunately what all that goes with it
I'm blamed by all

My life's been full of neurosis
Cos I'm a Jew
Now Planet of the Apes has something with the African race
All I'm saying that's news

(And I could just go on and on, and on, and on)

I'll take the Ambien, hit send
And I'll keep on Tweeting and offend
I'll take the Ambien
I'll take the Ambien
No time for boozers
'Cause I'll take the Ambien and get blurred

I'll take the Ambien, hit send
And I'll keep on tweeting and offend
I'll take the Ambien
I'll take the Ambien
No time for Boozers
'Cause I'll take the Ambien

Comrade Lennie...

That was extremely most equal..

PROGG OFF: I'm only half joking, Grouch .. about Roseanne Barr, at least. I took one look at that pic and was like "Boy, I'd like to f- ...." Yeah, I actually thought that about Roseanne Barr!!

I chalk that up to the fact that I'm in my sixties now and also to the fact that Roseanne has her weight under control and because her pic is side by side with a pic of Valerie Jarrett.... but mostly because her pic is side by side with a pic of Valerie Jarrett.

Oh, and here's a toast to the equality of "I'll Take The Ambien."

Here's a fitting photo of Roseanne singing "I'll take the Ambien."