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Senate Joe the Fondler

5/10/2020, 1:11 am
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Senate Joe the Fondler will fondle nevermoreHis days with the feel-ups they are o'er
Many years ago last April when he groped his intern tramp
Just a little Biden play and nothing more

Was late in the evening when he groped with both his hands
On the little Cali filly he called Tara
With his hair plug-holes and combover much better than a whig
You never in your life before had saw

He was a Democratic hack from many years ago
Penis shaft on one leg lightly hung
With a bankroll on his nut-sack so loosely tied with twine
And his staffer in the corridor was slung

He said he had to leave his home he has been married twice
His new ma screwed him every year or two
So he saddled up old Tara one night and copt-a-fill his way
He thought he'd try to fondle this staffer too


He said if she didn't give him some he'd fire her if he could
Though he didn't know straight up exactly how
As her boss he cut her out a mount and kindly moved her on
He got away with it he thought somehow

He wanted to be President and try to rule us all
And get back in the deep state if he could
And to trail the ol' Obama and some within his team
And hopes back to the White House if he could

He had almost reached convention thought he was doin' fine
But she camped out in the shadows; waitn' to draw
With his campaign blowing up; she laid down all her cards
She went on MSNBC to accuse him

Senate Joe the Fondler was protetced by the press
Many of “woke” travelers tried to ignore
But the man they had all championed; like a hailstorm oh they fled
And everyone left the Fondler for the dead.

Amid the streaks of fightn' there was that Tara up ahead
He was tryin' to tell his party leaders to believe
It was Senate Joe the Fondler with a letter o'er his head
He was wear'n' the Scarlet Letter he conceived.

At last they got them millin' and kinda quited down
And the delegates back to his camp they went
But there was somethn' missin' they could see in his blank glance
Was in a confused state poor Fondler Joe

Next morning just at daybreak they found where Biden fell
Down in his basement quarantined below
Beneath his house his dreams had gone his dream had run its knell
Was their confused Senate stray ol' Fondler Joe
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5/10/2020, 7:24 am
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These fondlers gotta get the whole Dem herd mentality back into the fold, or they'll never make it to the payday stockyard at Electoral College.

'pelipsky
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