There's a man who posts as Carlos Danger
And everyone he meets he just gets stranger
With every post he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he will tweet again tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name

Beware of naughty selfies you post
Your smilin' face will hide your evil mind
Ah, be careful what texts say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are he will tweet again tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name


Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name

Swingin' on the internet one day
And then layin' on the Tweeter forum next day
Oh no, you let the wrong post slip
While kissing Huma's lips
Odds are he will tweet again tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name

Carlos Danger man

Do do do wah, Huma's fumin'
Do do do wah, Huma's fumin'

How can you tell me you're fit for high office
When the last time I saw you, you were tweeting dick pics
That new chick you've been sexting
Must have put you down
So welcome back Weiner, to the joke side of town

To her you were nothing but a total douchebag (Total douchebag)
Not much more than a quick way to get on TV (Inside Edition)
To me you're the greatest thing this comic's ever found
And boy, it's easy to make dick puns
On the joke side of town

I can't blame you for sexting
I think she's kinda cute, too
I just have one little question, Weiner
Do you not have a f#cking clue (not a clue, not a clue)

So tell me, are you gonna stray now (Stray again now)
Will you screw up again, all the way now (All the way now)
With you in the news
The Dems are beclowned
And together we'll get rich, Weiner
On the joke side of town

(So tell me, how many more dick pics)
(Come text me and tell me your newest fetish)

Oh with you screwing up
I'll make a mint in this town
You'll make me a rich man, Weiner
On the joke side of town

Do do do wah, Huma's fumin'
Do do do wah, Huma's fumin'
Do do do wah, Huma's fumin'

I wanna post but I'm afraid I'm caught
They all holler cos my joint's too small
Woman on tweeter done told on me too
I's caught postin' bologna
Said was Carlos Danger too


Text some other lady that ain't all
I wanna sext her she said I got gall
Woman on tweeter done told on me too
I's caught postin' bologna
Said was Carlos Danger too


I wanna squeeze her treat her like a whore
I am still runnin' for the mayor's door
Woman on tweeter done told on me too
I's caught postin' bologna
Said was Carlos Danger too

(Repost *)

Huma's callin' now I'm on my phone
Says she's not leaving 'though I'm such a shlong
Woman on tweeter done told on me too
I's caught postin' bologna
Said was Carlos Danger too

My most equal compliments on discovering proletariat singer Johnny Rivers as source of lyrical hooliganism, Comrade Director.

A most equal discovery

Long distance information, give me Huma Abediin
Tell her that her hubby had been cyber-sexing me
He did not use his real name but I know that he's a pol
So I'm trying to get to Huma for this scandal to forestall

Help me information, got to tell on Anthony
He'll only cause more embarassment to Huma Abediin
Her mentor was a Clinton, wife of cheating Bill
She'll show her how to muddle through this latest bitter pill

Last time I saw Tony he was texting about his dong
So I tweeted back a picture of my sweet ass in a thong
But then he was exposed again when it leaked to "The Dirty"
Could tear apart the marriage sham of Huma Abediin

Help me information, these Weiner jokes make me sad
Tony shouldn't be punished for the little fling we had
These events are more than six months old, information please
Try to patch me through to her, that Huma Abediin

It's late at night and I'm all alone
With just my I-phone and its light glow
Someone's coming, right here on the telephone
Just me and you acting real down low
And we're

Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just Texting, just me and some girl
Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just sent it out to the whole wide world
Oh no, girl

And we just text together when we are all alone
Fingers dancing across the keypad
The game we're playing is post and glow
The rest of the world knows how I'm pathetic so small
When we're

Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just Texting, just me and some girl
Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just sent it out to the whole wide world

Text me, oh, text me
Don't ever let them know

As we post together in the dark
There's so much lust in this heart of mine
You text to me to “hold me tight”
You're one of the one's I hope they never find..

Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just Texting, just me and some girl
Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just sent it out to the whole wide world


Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just Texting, just me and not my Huma girl
Just Texting, grinding to the pictures
Just sent it out to the whole wide world
Whole wide world

This thread is expanding faster than an Anthony Weiner dick joke, Comrade Director

I'm Anthony Weiner

I thought sex done online was fairytales
Meant for someone else, not for me
But Huma hates to please me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment in between the sheets

Then I found chat space, I'm Anthony Weiner
Not a trace of shame in my mind
I need love, I'm Anthony Weiner
Couldn't be sleazier if I tried

I thought sex was more or less a givin' thing
Seems the more I begged the less I got.
What's the use in trying?
When Huma shoves me back
When I needed pleasure I used chat.

Then she saw MySpace, I'm Anthony Weiner
Taken pics of my Jewish thighs
I need love, I'm Anthony Weiner
I wanna please her when I type

Breitbart was out to get me
I made the press believe
Then they finally found out all my schemes

Then she saw MySpace, I'm Carlos Danger
Not a trace of shame in my mind
I need love, I'm Carlos Danger
I couldn't be stranger if I try

Yes she saw MySpace I'm Anthony Weiner
Not a trace of truth in my lies
Said I'm a Anthony Weinerr, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Anthony Weiner)
(Anthony Weiner)
Said I'm a Anthony Weiner, yeah
(I'm Anthony Weiner)
Said I'm a Anthony Weiner, yeah
(I'm Anthony Weiner)

Is refreshing that young politicos inspire much work from we proles

All glory and honor (that can be doled out equally, of course) to Comrade Groucho for initial matching of "Secret Agent Man" to Carlos Danger, alias of People's Laughingstock, Anthony Weiner. I hereby nominate Groucho for "Hero of People's Merriment" award

This beink sayink, I now beg indulgence of glorious Karaoke Director for tweeking his original song "Carlos Danger Man"

There's a Dem who texts as Carlos Danger
And every time we look, he's acting stranger
Oh, with every text he makes
Another scandal breaks
Odds are he'll beclown himself tomorrow
Carlos .. DANGER man; Carlos .. DANGER man
Oh, you've made another blunder
And covered yourself in shame

Beware the online groupies that you find
A pretty thong can mask self serving mind
Oh be careful what you text
Might be on TV next
Odds are you'll be butt of jokes tomorrow
Carlos .. DANGER man; Carlos .. DANGER man
Oh you gave yourself an alias
But they still found out your name

Sexting with that Leathers female one day
Then hiding behind your wifey's skirts the next day
Oh, stand by him if you dare
He doesn't seem self aware
Odds are he'll be gone from race tomorrow
Carlos .. DANGER man: Carlos .. DANGER man
Oh they're laughing at your moniker
And smirking 'bout your name

I bow to your equality....

As a fan of Comrade Rivers I am excited at these most equal lyrics. Should I text my excitement? Or maybe that is what Commissar of Crotch Photos Weiner did.

Please, Comrade Director Groucho, the equality is all yours. You are the the heroic explorer and People's Miner who, by sheer dint of his heroic labor, fashioned this marvelous diamond in the rough. I am naught but parasitic capitalistic diamond cutter who brings out the true beauty of this treasure with one cut and then receives unequal measure of People's credit

But truly, this is most equal element of my hooliganism. I am "People's Comedic Dung Beetle"; I take material of others and fashion a more perfect shape, da?

Oh, and what is meaning of "Frisky a Go Go?" Is this not Weiner-related reference to temple of decadent, American, self indulgent swine-ism called "Whisky a Go Go?"

Had to bump this glorious collection...

Seeing as how Weiner has once again popped up in the news, Comrades, I invoke Rule 7 of the Uniform Karaoke Code, to wit:

"Anytime things are slow around the Karaoke, just yank Weiner out of the archives"