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Pete Hegseth Announces New Tactical Handmaidens Uniform

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Pentagon, VA -- The Department of Defense announced new uniform regulations today following the appointment of Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense.

The Tactical Handmaidens Uniform (THU) will become an official combat uniform for all female active duty service members and will be available in the Operational Camouflage Pattern.  Several options for footwear are allowed, including combat pumps and high heels.  The uniform must prominently display the wearer's name, rank, and menstrual cycle date.

In addition, official designations of active duty females will now be "Lady Soldiers," "Airwomen", "Seawomen," and "Really Weak Marines."

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Can't wait to see the scrambled eggs of Comandrix Handmaids' rank distinction covering the Hesgeth tactical, and practical, pinafore. So utilitarian!

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Will Hegseth be phasing out this version of WOMYN Air Force uniform?


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jackalopelipsky wrote:
2/14/2025, 8:39 am
Will Hegseth be phasing out this version of WOMYN Air Force uniform?


Russian and China are shaking in their boots when they see things like this.

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
1/28/2025, 11:46 am
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It's so ironic that womyn who can't define "women" are suddenly able to define "women" when womyn wear "A Handmaid's Tale" costume. 

(By the way: that kevlar bonnet needs to be subdued with a camo pattern.)  
 

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
2/14/2025, 11:34 am
Panem Et Circenses wrote:
1/28/2025, 11:46 am
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(By the way: that kevlar bonnet needs to be subdued with a camo pattern.)  
 

Or, at least a nice chetah fake fur pattern. Plus, this Handmaid's combat pinafore, embroidered in a smart military "scrambled egg" homage is so utilitarian. That way Handmaid Officers can be readily identified by rank.

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