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China is World's Biggest Producer of Shovels

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Today Rush Limbaugh has dug out the deepest-buried secret of socialism, and it is directly connected to the sacred object of collective worship: the shovel*

RUSH wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, The plot thickens. We found a website: Made-in-China.com. Who do you think one of the largest manufacturers of shovels in the world is? That's right. The ChiComs! The communist Chinese manufacture shovels out the wazoo, and they export them all over the world. Now, Obama has said he now learns there aren't any "shovel-ready jobs"; senior citizens' health care costs are gonna go up because of his health care bill. So somebody's shovel-ready, as far as Obama's concerned: It's the seasoned citizens.

This is just one page from Made-in-China.com: "Our company established in 1989,which was one of the largest farm tools and hand tools factories in China, Galaxy tools have only one export branch located in Wuxi city..." The next link: "Professional Supplier of Shovel. Linyi Fengtai Hardware Co., LTD." and then "Professional Exporter of Shovel." I mean, you can buy a shovel, I don't care what kind. You can buy all kinds of shovels, for jobs that are shovel-ready and jobs that aren't shovel-ready from the ChiComs -- who are funding United States presidential salaries, congressional salaries, and who knows how many policy initiatives.
In other words, the shovel-ready jobs created in America with the stimulus money are stimulating Chinese shovel makers.

Here's an old Soviet joke from my early years in the Motherland, about an exchange of telegrams between Mao and Khrushchev:

CHINA: We are starving. Send food.
USSR: We are starving too. Tighten your belts.
CHINA: Send belts.

How have the roles reversed with China trying capitalism and America trying socialism!

OBAMA: Give us credits! Help us get out of the hole!
CHINA: No more. You'll have to shovel your way out yourselves.
OBAMA: Give us shovels!

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* Shovel: symbol of suffering and sacrifice for The Greater Good™. Used in hard labor therapy or in self-criticism sessions to redeem potential thought crimes. Every citizen must keep his or her shovel in good repair at all times and bring it to the railroad station if called to duty by the Commissar. The shovel is an important part of Earth Day festival, or Sacrificial Earth Shoveling Day, celebrating the death and rebirth of Great Lenin.

(From the People's Glossary)


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It's like I've said before....both the Obama " Administration " and Congress are the most "shovel - ready " projects in the country. Report for burial detail November 2nd. Interesting thought..... If there were shovel-ready projects in this country, I suspect that the illuminated progressives would not participate.........possibly because either shovel work is beneath their station or they don't know how to use one.Krasnodar out.

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Thank you, Groucho Marxist, for this touching tribute to lowly shovel - it brought me to tears. And the music, I think, was taken from The Magnificent Seven, or at least modeled after that movie. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if the instruments played by the orchestra were also shovels in their different settings.

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From the depths of the People's Cube archives:

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Yes, All the vid needs is Vince Shlomi (Shamwow dude) to narrate and market it. It slices, dices, cuts, shaves, peels, climbs, carrys, digs, chops, saws, tightens, opens, hammers, measures, and rows. All for $19.95

I wonder what the Chinese Army Knife does?

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Thank you for Groucho Marxist message advisements, but Vinny and his Sham jig have little bearing on my post, which is coming........wait for it......NOW !The machines is acting up again ! I deliberately did not use Editor for Rich button.....
yet is acting again like Paragraph Nazi. " Krasnodar....no paragraphs for you !" Red Square, if listening in...are paragraph usage unacceptable things for making korrekt thoughts with kollektive ?

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Krasnodar wrote:If there were shovel-ready projects in this country, I suspect that the illuminated progressives would not participate.........possibly because either shovel work is beneath their station or they don't know how to use one.Krasnodar out.

Komrade Krasnodar,

Of course we Made Progs don't shovel!!! Are @#&! insane? We just like to sit around and act like jackasses to all the little people who really do shovel. We get out once every Earth Day and throw around a little earth to show our solidarity with the little people, isn't that enough!!?!??!!?

But I can tell you would be perfect for my necro-proxy-voter and graveyard department. If I am korrekt the Kapitalist Rich Text Editor will be fixed with our next 6 year plan. ISN"T THAT GOOD ENOUGH!?! THIS IS SOVIET TEXT EDITOR COMRADE, HIGH QUALITY, DA!?!?!

Nice shovel, comrade.

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Comrade Marxist,

What a great invention that shovel is in the video. Why, it's a Popiel-Shovel-Matic Shovel. Ready to chop, pick, bang, dig, and hammer at a moment's notice. If only Comrade Nanski had had one in her hand, instead of that oversized gavel she carried on the night the health care bill was signed, we might not be in such a pickle with the upcoming elections. People would have known that she and her fellow representatives really took providing us with shovel ready jobs seriously.

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Usually, a plane ride gives me some distance on questions of dogma, the way a martini or a lungful of hashish does. We don't call it “high” for nothing; that was slang three centuries before the Wright brothers. Whatever those microbes down there think is no concern of mine — unless I fly into the Soviet Block. Something's wrong when harebrained ideas can be spotted from Olympian heights. On the outskirts of Warsaw, the whole countryside is scarred with the gravel pits and gray dust plumes of cement factories.

Commies love concrete.
Commies love concrete, but they don't know how to make it. Concrete is a mixture of cement, gravel and straw? No? Gravel, water and wood pulp? Water, potatoes and lard? The concrete runway at Warsaw's Miedzynarodowy airport is coming to pieces. From bumpy landing until bumpy take-off, you spend your time in Poland looking at bad concrete. Everything is made of it — streets, buildings, floors, walls, ceilings, roofs, window frames, lamp posts, statues, benches, plus some of the food, I think.

P.J. O'Rourke

New Chinese Bridge

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Groucho Marxist wrote:
They are shovel ready too

Comrade Groucho Marxist,

You have performed a great service posting this exciting video about The People's Tool. Not only must I compliment the producers for their awe-inspiring music but also for their unrivaled technical skill in editing-out the image and voice of the now-deceased capitalist pitch-man from the original version of this video, which I was forced to watch (with my eyelids taped open) countless times (on my Peoples TV inside my Gulag cell) at 4:00 a.m. in the process of my being re-educated to purge my thought-crimes.

I'm providing links (below) to prove the wisdom of the Collective in editing-out this capitalist spokesman from the original version of the "Shovel" video, but because they contain language that is NSFTG (Not Safe For The Gulag), I am providing the links only rather than embedding them in our glorious Cube:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDfrwHHScxg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l-fD8
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. --KOOK

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Speaking of Shoveling,

A poor little girl burying her goldfish......sniff, sniff........ I think we will all need a hankie after watching this.


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Red Square wrote:From the depths of the People's Cube archives:

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ah yes, Comrade leader Red, this is truly a shovel ready job requiring many shovels and shovelings. I am thinking, with the glorious implementation of ObamaCare, we will have many shovel jobs in the upcoming future. And as soon as the non-compliment, reichwing elderies start to die off, we shall have many multiples of jobs!

PRAISE OBAMOA! He was not wrong in the first place but merely needs to clarify his correct corrected speech.

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All hail the mighty People's shovel of China!

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Shovel ready projects already exist in the meadows and pastures of farmlands all across America!
Many areas cannot be traversed without stumbling upon/into such projects.
These will require many workers and many hours of shoveling before nature is restored.
We appreciate our Chinese brothers for showing us which way to shove[l] it!


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Now that I have pondered and pondered, is that now why dear Rahm is leaving the side of the Glorious One™ , to go to Chicago and shovel more **** before the mayoral electoral? Image Shovel, that is an excellent one.


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I am ashamed America isn't the biggest producers of shovels. The jobs those factories would create would be a great help to this economy.

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Comrade Elliott,

Just think how much union workers would benefit from union made shovels: Cadillac Health Insurance Plans, mega bucks pensions, over inflated wages, and shovels at prices that only the rich could afford--that would be us in the inner party, of course.

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Leninka - Cadillac Health Insurance Plans are named after the big expensive car for the rich. All of the above notions (rich, expensive, car, insurance, and health) are now the outmoded fossils of the bourgeois past.

It is time to replace them with the new progressive...
Shovel Health Insurance Plan!

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If I had a shovel
I'd shovel in the morning
I'd shovel in the evening
All over this land
I'd shovel up justice
I'd shovel recovery
I'd shovel 'bout love between comrades and Obama
All over this land

If I had a vote
I'd cast them in the morning
I'd cast them in the evening
All over this land
I'd vote high taxes
I'd vote regulations
I'd vote out the evil republicans and the racists
All over this land

If I had a song
I'd sing it for Obama
I'd sing it the the children
All over this land
I'd sing of glory
I'd sing of his wonder
I'd sing 'bout love between comrades and Obama
All over this land

Well I've got a shovel
And I've got some votes
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
Shovel of recovery
It's the votes for commies
It's the song 'bout love between comrades and Obama
All over this land

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Shovel Health Insurance? Dig your own grave and save!

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They may have cornered the market on shovels, but let's see'em produce a Jenna...

Just sayin...

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Most glorious loyal Ivan Ivanobitch, instead of any foolish denouncement you should be receiving praise and honors upon your glorious personage for quoting the Fraulein in such a magnificent and correct manner! I bestow upon you the highly desired H & P Award! Job well done, comrade, job well done! Image

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Indeed Ivanobitch, for quoting my comment "All hail the mighty People's shovel of China" I hereby award you the "Valorous Work" medal which commemorates the 100th anniversary of Lenin, for your valorous work in immortalizing my lame comment.

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Red Square wrote:Leninka - Cadillac Health Insurance Plans are named after the big expensive car for the rich. All of the above notions (rich, expensive, car, insurance, and health) are now the outmoded fossils of the bourgeois past.

It is time to replace them with the new progressive...
Shovel Health Insurance Plan!
Is this it?
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Comrade Red Square,

Then, I suppose those in Congress would have the Golden Shovel Health Insurance Plan, as they are even more equal than union workers.

Comrade Elliott,

I get all goose bumpy to see Dear Leader's name in such glittering gold lettering. But about that grave--Isn't it supposed to be deeper? Or does the grave diggers union not allow graves to be dug past 4 feet? I wonder. You don't have to answer, I just wonder.


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Comradette Leinka, you are so wise and full of big eyes. I had not notice the shallowness (which is something I usually don't miss). This must be part of ObamCare.... the smaller the hole, the faster the work... and thus, more shovel's readied!
And we know the Unions have very strict rules on any work forced on workers, do we not? But I do wonder if they have alloted for heavy rain? I would hate to see Uncle Adalwolf pop up at some indiscreet time during a spring outing.



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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Most glorious loyal Ivan Ivanobitch, instead of any foolish denouncement you should be receiving praise and honors upon your glorious personage for quoting the Fraulein in such a magnificent and correct manner! I bestow upon you the highly desired H & P Award! Job well done, comrade, job well done! Image

Thank you very much Fraulein Pulloskies!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Indeed Ivanobitch, for quoting my comment "All hail the mighty People's shovel of China" I hereby award you the "Valorous Work" medal which commemorates the 100th anniversary of Lenin, for your valorous work in immortalizing my lame comment.

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My eyes tear. Thank you a thousand times Fraulein Pulloskies. You and Comrade Whoopie make me get the big head.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comradette Leinka, you are so wise and full of big eyes. I had not notice the shallowness (which is something I usually don't miss). This must be part of ObamCare.... the smaller the hole, the faster the work... and thus, more shovel's readied!
And we know the Unions have very strict rules on any work forced on workers, do we not? But I do wonder if they have alloted for heavy rain? I would hate to see Uncle Adalwolf pop up at some indiscreet time during a spring outing.

Everything must be buried very deep, Fraulein, including our curiosity. Don't tell anyone I noticed this. We might be roughed up by union thugs. These are questions we're not supposed to ask. But, in any case, thanks for noticing. In the meantime, we'll lay low, lest they notice us.

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in ireland the brits wont let us have shovels so we use c4 for shovel ready jobs. or is it they wont let us have c4 so we use shovels for c4 ready jobs? i forget i was up to late drinking and fighting.


 
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