Moline, IL -- Well-known farm equipment manufacturer John Deere has announced it will not meet its Nov. 8 delivery date of Ballot Combine Harvesters.

Ballot harvesting was traditionally a very manual process, with motive power supplied by mules.  Starting in 2020, productivity increased immensely with the introduction of modern equipment and automation.  Experts credit the Ballot Harvester as the main reason for the bumper crop of votes in 2020, especially those equipped with lights and sensors which allow vote farmers to continue working late into election night.

The company noted significant supply chain challenges and expressed regret that scheduled deliveries of the much-needed equipment would not be there in time for the mid-term vote harvest this year.  During a brief conference call to customers, a spokesperson only said "we're very sorry, but - you know - COVID."

Customers from across the country are expected to be impacted especially Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia.

I call for the immediate mobilization of the 3rd People's Shock Army (Ballot Division) to make up for the shortfall in ballot harvesting. We should make this a Hero Project, with the rank and file eligible to earn a genuine Xerox photocopy of a signed portrait of Joe Biden, suitable for framing.

Sadly, the 3rd Shock Army is currently assigned to changing gasoline and diesel price-per-gallon signs. However, the 21st Motorized Redistribution Regiment is in the field and hard at work:
 

So CNN and MSNBC will now be able to claim the loss of Congress on supply chain issues. Or on Big Agra, to which John Deere belongs.

Red Square wrote: ↑

11/7/2022, 6:04 pm

So CNN and MSNBC will now be able to claim the loss of Congress on supply chain issues. Or on Big Agra, to which John Deere belongs.

Gotta blame it on something.  Mitch McConnell himself said the R candidates this year were of pretty poor quality.  No way any of THEM will win.
 

While the media and Democrats complain about the substantial losses to Congress due to supply chain issues, they may finally encourage John Deere to dig up and harvest the necrophilia votes. For years, Democrats have insisted that these victims become more outspoken to support their policies in the face of stiff opposition.