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BREAKING: President* Biden Signs EO Declaring The Sky As A National Park.

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Washington DC: In an Unprecedented™ and Controversial™ move, Joe Biden has issued an Executive Order declaring the sky to be a National Park, in an attempt to negotiate a “clean” debt ceiling increase.

The White House has issued a statement:

"This historic document expresses the obvious reality that the sky belongs to all Americans and should, therefore, be preserved for future generations to appreciate as we all do today. The Republicans, in their Extreme MAGA Fascism™, are seeking to shut down the government unless they get their way on the budget. This will result in the closing of all National Parks.

We cannot allow the Extreme MAGA Republicans™ to shut down the sky. This will result in no sunshine, no rain, no wind, no snow, no moon and no stars. We must come together to resist the Extreme MAGA Fascists™ who seek to destroy all life in America in the pursuit of fiscal goals that are detrimental to the aspirations of all Americans, particularly Minorities™, Women™ and Children™.

If we allow Extreme MAGA Republicans™ to gain a victory in this fight on increasing the debt ceiling, they will never stop in their goal of pursuing fiscal responsibility at the cost of Our Democracy™.

Shutting down National Parks is insanity.

The sky is the limit!"

 

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Generating electricity pollutes Biden’s newly declared National Park. Just stop it, man.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/05/1 ... n-00095827

Electricity is so overrated, donchaknow.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
5/14/2023, 8:06 am
New Biden rule tells power plants cut climate pollution or shut down.

But keep buying those electric vehicles, folks.

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(You know—the cars with China-sourced lithium batteries) 

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A post from our extensive archives, by Comrade Al-Blogunov.

Government Forces Galactic Shutdown: Stargazing Prohibited

And thus history repeats itself, only in an upside-down way.
 
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In other old news:

Gov't shuts down, psychotic nation loses touch with reality

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Red Square wrote:
5/14/2023, 11:02 am
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A post from our extensive archives, by Comrade Al-Blogunov.

Government Forces Galactic Shutdown: Stargazing Prohibited

That, Comrade Director, was exactly what I was remembering when I posted the extensive report on the Biden Administrations* plan for negotiating how quickly to send America into bankruptcy. The People's Cube is forever!

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'pelipsky remembers when the sky closed over 'pelipsky's assigned gulag in Texazistan. It was a dark experience for the jackalope, accustomed to feeling so small and insignificant deep in the hart (sic) of Texazistan, under the stars which are known to shine bright. The sun is a star, too. So, comrades, not just the night sky, was closed. The sky could close at anytime! The rotation of sky shutdown must have been some kind of re-education brain washing torture going on. Or, maybe 'pelipsky was a lab created critter, at a Fauci Camp.

Biden really could have a remote control at his feebletips, capable of shutting the whole sky grid to off-position...or, at least rolling blackouts. Look what he did to the land based energy grid. He's Dark Biden....comrades. He talks to Easter bunnies and kids under 15. There's no secret service tellin' what Dark Biden is capable of.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
5/14/2023, 5:43 pm
'pelipsky remembers when the sky closed over 'pelipsky's assigned gulag in Texazistan. It was a dark experience for the jackalope, accustomed to feeling so small and insignificant deep in the hart (sic) of Texazistan, under the stars which are known to shine bright. The sun is a star, too. So, comrades, not just the night sky, was closed. The sky could close at anytime! The rotation of sky shutdown must have been some kind of re-education brain washing torture going on. Or, maybe 'pelipsky was a lab created critter, at a Fauci Camp.

Biden really could have a remote control at his feebletips, capable of shutting the whole sky grid to off-position...or, at least rolling blackouts. Look what he did to the land based energy grid. He's Dark Biden....comrades. He talks to Easter bunnies and kids under 15. There's no secret service tellin' what Dark Biden is capable of.
Indeed, Comrade 'pelipsky. It brings a whole new perspective to the general military's saying of "zero dark 30". Deer Leader Biden seems to prefer the dark, and basement dwelling.
 


 
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