Remember those enzyte commercials? "Bob has a BIG smile because he noticed a BIG change this morning..." There's this doofus walking around with a JifiLobe grin on his face with all this double entendre about male enhancement pills. Perhaps we could lampoon this somehow for the Stimulus Package?

Many Cubists out there have much more equal Photoshop/Gimp knowledge and much much more equal imaginations than this old Commissar...

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FACT: In a recent survey by the New York Times, 67% of all voters admitted that they are unhappy with the size of the economy. Voters view politicians with a larger economic package as being more electable and capable to deliver pork to their districts. An overall larger economic package also means a larger distribution area, which stimulates more taxpayers, resulting in a more pleasurable experience for both you and your community.

I'm still working on it...

In the meantime, submit your own Economy Enlargement success stories below.

Don't we have a picture or two with His Obamaness sporting a big shit-eating grin? There's your Smilin' Barrack for the poster boy.

Pure genius, Red. Jar-Jar, I like it!!

Go for the Big O with the Skimzyte Stimulus Pack!

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FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! Comrade Red Square continues to be my hero. It's beyond my wildest expectations, Comrade!! "Penetrates your community from the bottom up>" HAHAHAH!~!!