Comrades,

It has dawned on me that one of the most persecuted group of people on the planet are completely voiceless, completely exempt from political correctness! They have been the target for hatred and violence in movies both independent and Hollywood alike! They are even targeted more so in video games of today, where they are also stereotyped and exploited. This countless number of individuals can be extremely influential (considering how many show up to vote) and we should learn to utilize this resource for potential popularity even more so than we have in the past. We already know they are more prone to cast their vote since they will do it each around six times in numerous places.



We should organize this group under one banner. I was thinking the C.Z.A. (Campaign for Zombie Acceptance) but other suggestions are open since we are still in the fetal stage of this new organization. They are the real "silent majority" since they only seem to turn up around election times.

Comrades, now is our chance to seize a new asset for our progressive ideals!

HANDS OFF ZOMBIES NOW!! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ZOMBIES!!!!

ZOMBIE POWER! WE ARE HERE- WE ARE UNDEAD- GET USED TO IT! DOWN WITH AMERICAN ANTI-ILLEGAL-ZOMBIE-IMMIGRANT INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM AND XENOPHOBIA! EQUAL UN-DEATH FOR ALL! WE DEMAND FREE HEALTHCARE! WE DEMAND NO SHOWING OF PAPERS! IN-YOUR-FACE WITH THE ZOMBIE FLAG ON AMERICAN SOIL! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Comrades,
I've been providing Spiritual Advice for a zombie named Bob for many years. He's the President of the International Brotherhood of Zombies and Necro-Voters. Sad news he's really angry over the Obama Administration and their treatment of him.

Here's a post I made on 1/19:
"Comrades,
We may have a bit of a problem. I just had a visit from Bob. He's the President of the International Brotherhood of Zombies and Necro-Voters. I've never seen him this upset. He's really ticked off that he was not included, along with the other Union leaders, in the back room Health Care negotiations at the White House.

He said that was the last straw and he's instructed all his members to vote for the Brown guy. I tried to calm him down, but he ran out the door muttering something about eating her brains."

Bottom line is that we're going to need their votes next November and we better start getting back on their good side. Maybe we could supply them with excess brain material removed by the Jiffi-Lobo units?

Anyway, here's Bob:

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrades,
I've been providing Spiritual Advice for a zombie named Bob for many years. He's the President of the International Brotherhood of Zombies and Necro-Voters. Sad news he's really angry over the Obama Administration and their treatment of him.

Here's a post I made on 1/19:
"Comrades,
We may have a bit of a problem. I just had a visit from Bob. He's the President of the International Brotherhood of Zombies and Necro-Voters. I've never seen him this upset. He's really ticked off that he was not included, along with the other Union leaders, in the back room Health Care negotiations at the White House.

He said that was the last straw and he's instructed all his members to vote for the Brown guy. I tried to calm him down, but he ran out the door muttering something about eating her brains."

Bottom line is that we're going to need their votes next November and we better start getting back on their good side. Maybe we could supply them with excess brain material removed by the Jiffi-Lobo units?

Anyway, here's Bob:

Just as when comrade Hillary was trying to use songs to gain support for her attempt to run as president, we can use this song to rally the "necro-voters" as you put it. But I believe that we can find a more politically correct title than that comrade! "Zombies" also bring thoughts of ill will and is a seed for anger. Perhaps the "Pulse Challenged"?

By watching the video I saw that Tom had a firearm. So we know he is a racist, gun loving, fear monger, and tea party member. I hope that Bob was able to put down Tom. One less vote against us.

Yo!

Right on! Be careful broders an' sisters uh de progressively mo'e socialist party. Slap mah fro! Remember, LBJ gave us de da damn party leadership de Necro-Vota' Protocols fo' electo'al supremacy and t'keep dem in deir place. De Dead, and Yellow-Dog-Democrats gots'ta always pull de leva' fo' de socialist agenda as long as de leva' iz clearly labeled DEMOCRAT. Progressives own de Wasted, likes de 'colo'eds', widout givin' dem sheeit.[floatright][/floatright][/color]

You's duzn't wanna entertain dis here 'lobbyin'' fo' deir obedience idea. WORD! De o'iginal reason fo' de Dead wuz dat we could brin' dem out ah'fo'e Halloween, dig de Novemba' vote, and igno'e dem until de next elecshun. No vote stealin'; no campaign cost; and nahh o'iginal dought. Man! We own de Wasted. If ya' cut dem some voice, den ya' gots'ta t'invest in some controllin' class fo' dem, likes de Race-Batin' masters Al and Jessy. Slap mah fro! You's might even gots'ta cut dem some mino' office o' too, likes Mayo' uh Dead City. Slap mah fro![/color][/size][/font]

Rememba' de LBJ protocols. Fo'get lobbyin' fo' de Wasted. Repeat afta' me, dig dis:

Crooked LBJ wrote:1. We own the Dead.
2. Register them as party members at all costs, even if you have to make them up.
3. Keep party hacks in power at local precinct offices to hide the Dead.
4. Point out our good intentions, while attributing voter irregularities to stupid RethugiKKKans, even if it is our crime.
5. Pontificate on the Civil Right of counting every Dead vote for us.
6. Make sure local party vote workers are able to convincingly sign for the Dead, even if it is in alphabetical order, and same handwriting.
7. Vote early, vote often.
8. Use willing idiot party workers to hunt down more Dead to register.
9. After the Dead vote is counter, hide the bodies.
10. We own the Dead, and we give them squat.

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Tread lightly, Comrades, fo'get da damn Wasted, until de next elecshun be closer. Ah be baaad...



Da Peeps' Rapper
Comrade C2G босяк

And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.

It's true, it's true. It's a well know fact in Hollywood that the only people you can kill on screen anymore is zombies and Nazis.

I as well have been receiving letters from our pulse-challenged friends. As I read this I began to cry.

Dear Comrade Chedo Fretolay', Commander of the Department of Belief Enforcement,

I write this letter in concerns about the upcoming elections this November. Me and my fellow pulse-challenged individuals are increasingly weary of all the anti progressive movements such as the tea party and general malcontent, they show no concerns for the rights that we have been striving for for so long, the acceptance that will be out of reach if leaders such as Harry Reid are forced out of office by mislead non pulse challenged voters. It does not help that a lot of us are not allowed to vote, and must go through certain lengths to voice ourselves. It is hard for me to imagine that they can not see the light of Hope and Change ™ and are angry at Dear Leader for his selfless service and commitment to the people of the USSA.

Perhaps I am just too unsympathetic, after all I was at one time... one of them. I regret my decisions but only in my post mortem days, can I see the errors of my ways at this late hour. Only now do I strictly vote progressive, selflessly again and again up to seven times a day during the elections. But I am just one voter. There are countless others out there that will gladly vote to keep progressives in office around the country, but by November we will be a force that the G.O.P. will come to fear! Please help our cause and assist in any way you can.


Your's blindly,
Dewey Cheetum 1922-1998


Comrades! Not often do these Socialist eyes weep, but my hand trembled of anger for the current injustice for these people.

I reached into my pocket to retrieve my handkerchief to wipe my watery eyes, when I pulled it out it was blood soaked. I have forgotten I used it to clean my machete after today's executions. I chuckled at my mistake, but that's when I remembered Dear Leader's promise of Hope and Change ™. As I gazed intently at his portrait hanging in my office behind my desk, I finally could utter the words "I will not fail you, oh great one, savior of the USSA."

So I went on to design this:

Comrade Whoopie,

And to think all this time that I thought McD's hamburgers were actually made with earthworms, like my teachers told me.

Comrades (Whoopie included),

Having experience with The Region, I get the impression these zombies are particularly zealous ones, walking from the Indiana Dunes and Michigan City area to cross state lines to vote as many times as the Party deems necessary. Considering all the shooting violence in gun-free Chicago, I'm sure they can pick up plenty of snacks along the way, the Chicago way.

Note to non-Regionites: say it the Chicago way by not voicing those final s's: "earthworms" and not "earthwormz."

Chedoh wrote:Comrades,

It has dawned on me that one of the most persecuted group of people on the planet are completely voiceless, completely exempt from political correctness!

Voiceless? Haven't you ever heard their guttural groans? Translated into English, those groans mean, "VOTE DEMOCRAT" Also, did I mention that only glorious ACORN Members can speak Zombie?

Comrade Goose wrote:

Chedoh wrote:Comrades,

It has dawned on me that one of the most persecuted group of people on the planet are completely voiceless, completely exempt from political correctness!

Voiceless? Haven't you ever heard their guttural groans? Translated into English, those groans mean, "VOTE DEMOCRAT" Also, did I mention that only glorious ACORN Members can speak Zombie?

Comrade, we can not gain sympathy for this cause with that kind of talk! As Commander of the Department of Belief Enforcement, (D.B.E.) I strongly advise you to rethink your position before your loyalty comes in question! It is true that only ACORN can understand them, and help them fill out the ballots; but that is not enough! We need more Hope and Change(TM) if we are to help this forgotten minority. Also the term "Zombie" brings feelings of fear and hate, use a more PC title, this is not helping our view of your loyalty Comrade (for the time being).

Now as a side note, it saddens me that my "warp text" tool is not working, making my text unable to follow the curves of the button as I have wanted. But in the spirit of the state, I will have to settle for less... much less...

Ok, lets try this;

International Brotherhood of Pulse Challenged Necro-Voters.

Sounds good to me and I love the Support button. I'll run them past Bob. I'm sure he'll be pleased.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Ok, lets try this;

International Brotherhood of Pulse Challenged Necro-Voters.

Sounds good to me and I love the Support button. I'll run them past Bob. I'm sure he'll be pleased.

Hmmm...

The I.B.P.C.N. for short?

It's not just in Chicago, dear Comrade. These devoted followers were captured in photo just recently in downtown Texas city. Most loyal followers!

Comrade Chedoh,
You must be new here. The zombies serve only to vote democrat, our necro-proxy voters are some of the biggest supporters.

Zombies don't need rights because they have no feelings, both sense wise and emotion wise. You can shout at them all you want, and all they'll say is "braaaaains". We use them as outlets to those who still harbor thoughtcrimes. Something has to be the scapegoat.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:...
Zombies don't need rights because they have no feelings, both sense wise and emotion wise. You can shout at them all you want, and all they'll say is "braaaaains". We use them as outlets to those who still harbor thoughtcrimes. Something has to be the scapegoat.

Have you not just described dear Leaders base? They need more than ordianary "rights" they must be protected as endangered species. After all, in time, that gene is likely to be bread out of existence. Most frightening.

If they are bred out of existence, that doesn't mean we can't win elections.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:

Commissar_Elliott wrote:...
Zombies don't need rights because they have no feelings, both sense wise and emotion wise. You can shout at them all you want, and all they'll say is "braaaaains". We use them as outlets to those who still harbor thoughtcrimes. Something has to be the scapegoat.

Have you not just described dear Leaders base? They need more than ordianary "rights" they must be protected as endangered species. After all, in time, that gene is likely to be bread out of existence. Most frightening.

Comrades, we can learn something from these noble species, they ask no questions, they leave virtually no carbon foot print, and they use no resources. So far we have convinced the masses to only not question anything. We will always have Tea-baggers, capitalism, and George Bushitler as a scapegoat.

Speaking of Capitalism, I believe Comrade Michael Moore made a movie about this. Although I heard that all the money he made off of it, he gave to the people suffering under this failing system.

Chedoh wrote: Comrades, we can learn something from these noble species, they ask no questions, they leave virtually no carbon foot print, and they use no resources. So far we have convinced the masses to only not question anything. We will always have Tea-baggers, capitalism, and George Bushitler as a scapegoat.
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This is their most glorious characteristic, is it not?! They should have more equal rights correctness, certainly more than teabaggers.

Comrades,

While IBPCN is a very progressive and inclusive acronym that does a fine job of giving a name to an ignored and visibly oppressed minority, I suggest it be shortened to IBPN. Mnemonically, that works better for me and, by extension and redistribution, perhaps for other comrades as well.

I second Comrade Tovarich's motion!

Chedoh wrote:Comrades,

We should organize this group under one banner. I was thinking the C.Z.A. (Campaign for Zombie Acceptance) but other suggestions are open since we are still in the fetal stage of this new organization. They are the real "silent majority" since they only seem to turn up around election times.

Comrades, now is our chance to seize a new asset for our progressive ideals!