Comrades of The Kollecktive, this is an urgent warning!

Do not—DO NOT—under any circumstances watch this subversive video in the presence of children or Democrats, which I have posted here for scholarly research purposes only!

I warned everyone but there's always a Pandora who breaks lockstep to peek in the box.

Behold the results:

It used to be rockers Raged Against the Machine, aka The Man.

Except, the Man ain’t THE Man anymore, I don’t think.

Are WE The Man now? For that matter, IS there a Man?

Is it a Johnny Cash Man Who Comes Around? Is Lou Reed still Waiting for The Man?

Or, is it all a nightmare directed by Michael Mann, with no socks, a Bren 10 and bad Phil Collins music?

Or is it Manfred Mann, blissfully marching towards the GWONT singing Do Wah Diddy Diddy?

Or does The Man no longer even identify as The Man?

Is Corn Pop really The Man?

Oh, man, I’m so corn-fused in the Current Truth of THIS Tuesday – can’t even begin to think of Next Tuesday.

No wonder heads be explodin’ – used to be Heads just be Talkin’.

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

2/25/2025, 5:17 pm

It used to be rockers Raged Against the Machine, aka The Man.

Except, the Man ain’t THE Man anymore, I don’t think.

Are WE The Man now? For that matter, IS there a Man?

Is it a Johnny Cash Man Who Comes Around? Is Lou Reed still Waiting for The Man?

Or, is it all a nightmare directed by Michael Mann, with no socks, a Bren 10 and bad Phil Collins music?

Or is it Manfred Mann, blissfully marching towards the GWONT singing Do Wah Diddy Diddy?

Or does The Man no longer even identify as The Man?

Is Corn Pop really The Man?

Oh, man, I’m so corn-fused in the Current Truth of THIS Tuesday – can’t even begin to think of Next Tuesday.

No wonder heads be explodin’ – used to be Heads just be Talkin’.

MAN UP!

This ride is just beginning.
 

RE: "MAN UP! This ride is just beginning."

As always, profoundly sage advice from our most equal and esteemed comrade from the, uh.....Man.....Simian.....community.....

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

2/26/2025, 9:10 am

RE: "MAN UP! This ride is just beginning."

As always, profoundly sage advice from our most equal and esteemed comrade from the, uh.....Man.....Simian.....community.....

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES?!?!?!?!?!?!

Can't blame you—I missed all my electrolysis appointments this month.