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"Straight Pride"? "Parade"? Really?

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"Straight Pride"...

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OK, we are an open and tolerant collective. And diverse. But THIS?

There isn't even a ribbon for THIS, is there? No flag, no "straight costume" (whatever THAT phantasm might be), no nothing. Of course, we are a collective of rights. But what - special "rights" for woebegone outsiders?
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Where are they, the "proud straighters"? Darkest nooks of overfly country? Marxforsaken hollers of grim Appalachia? For sure they are not here, in our progress-blessed cosmopolitan metropoles.

How can such a groupuscule even "demand" anything?
What are the intersectionalities of their indigeniousnesses?
Afore starting a whiny "parade", do they figure at all what gender actually is?

Truly, it's beyond the absurd. Who do they think they are? Just because some folks share their bizarre copulative habits, they feel like they must tut-tut it to the whole Planetary Collective?


What are they up to? Make priapism great again? Or even greater?

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Replay "courtoisie" of the crusader era? Where he, on knees, flamingly plays cithern for his forget-me-not waving dulcinea, and next straddles his horse, blows his ladylove a kiss, rides down to Jerusalem, slaughters megatons of innocent Muzulmans, rides back, plays cithern on knees again?

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What next? Fuck up the school curricula?
Lingo dripping with penile innuendo?
Seedy bars, openly cissexualizing?

What are they in for? Glorious World of Next Monday, or what??

When planet's Collective, eyebeam to Hope, lockstep for Change, crushing the Past, marches into Future - there's no place for "Him" & "Her", for boobie jiggles, bootie wiggles, cozy giggles, and all of a sudden chromosomes named either "X" or "Y"!


And did anybody care to shed light upon the suspicious shades behind the curtains?

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Questions upon questions... _ (and still NOT EVEN a ribbon in sight!)

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BIGLY Ribbon Pride is Trumputler.

Jackalopelipsky,
#BR 549 ---from deepest fly-over zone West of Mississippi over and out

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[quote="Genosse Dummkopf"]"Straight Pride"...

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This reminds me so much of Vermeer, whose display I saw on PBS narrated by Charlie Rose way back in the 90s. I was enthralled!

When one zooms in to Vermeer's paintings they will find gaping holes in the brush technique. While just keeping a small distance away their vision will yield a very solid reality.

Food for the ultimate spiritual gastronome. Delicious.

To me, the light of truth illuminated his work. That's what i saw when observing. Hope you see it too. Here's an example:


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Pamalinsky wrote:... gaping holes in the brush technique ...
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Yeah, you mean like these:

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which are details from... Velazquez' Las Meninas. _ (doesn't load? quickie, of low quality here)


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KKKapitalizm!

Those poor artists... No NEA, no Yosi Sergant, no HOPE.
Dependent on kapitalistic monarchs, no public funds, no nuttin', they were chronically short even on paints (and that's why they only sparingly transferred them to canvas!).

Yeah... Masters of yore, never endowed with those (cit.) "barrels" of "acetone-based paint" which Komrade Direktor so tenderly rhapsodized about in his recent indoctrination.



But, but - back to Pride Biz:

        Mystery item No. 1

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:"Straight Pride"...

What are they up to? Make priapism great again? Or even greater?

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What next? Fuck up the school curricula?
Lingo dripping with penile innuendo?
Seedy bars, openly cissexualizing?

What are they in for? Glorious World of Next Monday, or what??




Questions upon questions... _ (and still NOT EVEN a ribbon in sight!)


WOWZA! Komrade G.D. as Mae West would say......"Are you happy to see me or is that a battering ram in your hand?"

She would also say................


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Dearest Komradette CIZ,
it didn't escape my attention that this glorious transmission of Mae W has the, um, length of 2.14 .
Add The One, and you get.... (Clara?..) (Clara?..) (Clara?.. 2.14 + 1 ?..) (2.14 + 1 = ... ?)


While at that - hypothetic guns detected by Mae W, and painting wizardry - let's recall strange genius Dali and his The Face of Mae West which may be used as an apartment (around 1935):

        Mystery item No. 2

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:There isn't even a ribbon for THIS, is there? No flag,

There is a straight flag, but of course, it's not official.

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hah, "Straightly Proud" Mensheviks chugging along!

Group planning a 'straight pride parade' in Boston is driving liberals bonkers


yeah, not easy to be (or to bear) a Bolshevik these days:

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(both glorious pics from Internet)

(extra beets for those who dig up the video of that surreal cretin, the green-clad soyboy-Che)
(from here, the Bavarian Kubicle, I somehow can't locate it . . . . . ..Clara?.. Clara?.. Clara?..)



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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Straight Pride...


What are they up to? Make priapism great again? Or even greater?

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Duffel Blog:

Base flags at half staff for ‘Erectile Dysfunction Awareness Day'

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JOINT BASE ANDREWS, Md.—In honor of Erectile Dysfunction Awareness Day, Joint Base Andrews commander Col. Richard Weinerstein has ordered all flags flown at half-staff.

“Many of our airmen find this condition is hard,” said Weinerstein, “Or semi-hard.”

MWR and family programs are supporting the day's awareness events with a partially inflated bouncy house.

“It's time we pay attention to this very real condition that affects the quality of life for so many of our airmen—and interested airwomxn,” Weinerstein continued. “We've put our best resources into this problem: online training.”

“We even added it to our best safety briefs.”

Weinerstein's chief of staff, Maj. Rod Bonerman, doesn't think the issues rises to a problem requiring medication, however.

https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/08/base ... eness-day/


 
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