PCLA DADT

[Che' Ramie]

[Fraulein Frankenfeinstein]

Husband Unit #4, Comrade Herman Frankenfeinstein told me he was BOWLING. *%$#@!!!!!!!

He was not asking and he was telling the Fraulein!!!!!

[Che' Ramie]

Stop the bourgeois cock-blocking Fraulein! Allow your heroic People's Private to have some quality private time with Igor! It is all part of the collective bonding that the Mother Land's Sons must have with other Mother Land Sons! Those frontline foxholes get awfully cold! Once the struggle is over, he will return to you with re-invigoration and romantic ardor, all ready to produce children for The Party to mold into ideal Marxist-Leninists!

[Comrade Pistov]

He thought he was joining a crack regiment.
So the Colonel invited him back to his tent.
He said, "for promotion, you'll certainly pass.
You sure have nice legs and a pretty cute ass."
And it's no, nae, never,
No nae never no more,
Will there be a straight soldier, nae never, no more.

[RedDiaperette]

Allow your heroic People's Private to have some quality private time with Igor! It is all part of the collective bonding that the Mother Land's Sons must have with other Mother Land Sons! Those frontline foxholes get awfully cold! Once the struggle is over, he will return to you with re-invigoration and romantic ardor, all ready to produce children for The Party to mold into ideal Marxist-Leninists!

Yes, and there will not be fleas when he returns to you, as there would be if he bonded instead with sheep, goats, or camels. (Not that there would be anything else wrong with transspecies-identified bonding, you understand.)