Comrades, distressing news about the theater shootings!

[PolPotLuckSupper]

A little lobbyist bird tells me that the Louisiana theater shooter was a former Apache tribal chief and criminal Democrat Party operative....how can this be true? We must work to supress this.......

[Comrade Stierlitz]

A little lobbyist bird tells me that the Louisiana theater shooter was a former Apache tribal chief and criminal Democrat Party operative....how can this be true? We must work to supress this.......

I'll get Winston on the case, they redact EVERYTHING at Minitrue. Hell, I got him to knock a couple DUI's off my record, and got a buddy's Felony he got in a fight at a bar in Utah down to a simple speeding ticket. Winston'll redact ANYTHING for the right price. In fact, now that I'm thinking about it, Minitrue's probably already working on it.

[Lev Termen]

While yer at it, have the Ministry of Truth doctor the paperwork rewrite the facts to make it clear that his weapon was purchased legally bought on the black market from anObamacare opponent a Republican a Tea Party member Donald Trump.

[Dedhedvedev]

A little lobbyist bird tells me that the Louisiana theater shooter was a former Apache tribal chief and criminal Democrat Party operative....how can this be true? We must work to supress this.......

I understand they have a special Photoshop edition with an additional menu for changing faces from what they are to what they wish they were. Example menu items: "Hispanic -> White Hispanic" and "Red man -> Redneck."