Make Kamala Grate Again!

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Comrades, it's clear, as mud, since The Greatest President™, since 2020 has, Heroically™, in a display of Washingtonian™ Statesmanship™, been convinced that it is in the best interests of The Party™ and, consequentially and nominally, The USSA, to "go quietly into that good night", some time around 4pm, that the obvious choice for succession to the directorship is none other than his side kick and word salad chef Kamala Devi(ne) Harris. Almost everyone, aside from His "Oliness, seems to agree that she is the only Choice™.

It is up to us here at TPC, and in the Party™ approved media, to convince the USSA and the world what a mistress orator and commander of language and sentiment the Vice President truly is.

We must make Kamala grate again. She's been such a wall flower of late that The People™ have almost forgotten that she even existed. It's time for TPC and the inferior Journalists™ of the Party™ approved media to show the USSA and the world exactly who she is and wants to be, unburdened by what has been.

These are unsettled times.

[Red Zeppelin]

Rita Panahi......that gal is awesome. As Robert Plant once said, "I don't know what I like about ya but I like it a lot......."

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Just a thought:

[jackalopelipsky]

Just a thought:

FBI CYA YouTube censors betters have made your down under brother video inaccessible, so the jackalope is filling in with another report on the grateness of Kamala.



Hope this fills the void in some comrade’s head. Reeducation must continue it’s march through the minds of The People.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

It's unfortunate that the FSB and the CIA are not communicating with each other, much like the USSS and anybody else, including rally attendees, are not communicating with each other, but if you search for "The Cruel Sea - The Honeymoon is Over" on YouTube, that's what I posted.

[jackalopelipsky]

It's unfortunate that the FSB and the CIA are not communicating with each other, much like the USSS and anybody else, including rally attendees, are not communicating with each other, but if you search for "The Cruel Sea - The Honeymoon is Over" on YouTube, that's what I posted.

On your advice, the jackalope made time to visit TPC Secret Underground Bunker and Waffle House SCIF to review your communication, Mmmm meow meow meow mamma maaameow…over and out.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

It's unfortunate that the FSB and the CIA are not communicating with each other, much like the USSS and anybody else, including rally attendees, are not communicating with each other, but if you search for "The Cruel Sea - The Honeymoon is Over" on YouTube, that's what I posted.

If only this Oz anthem could be Kommie-la's campaign song.


 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

It's unfortunate that the FSB and the CIA are not communicating with each other, much like the USSS and anybody else, including rally attendees, are not communicating with each other, but if you search for "The Cruel Sea - The Honeymoon is Over" on YouTube, that's what I posted.

On your advice, the jackalope made time to visit TPC Secret Underground Bunker and Waffle House SCIF to review your communication, Mmmm meow meow meow mamma maaameow…over and out.

Comrade fascist bunny, I think you have captured the spirit and sentiment of our new  lack-of-standards bearer. 

Be assured that no standards will ever be upheld in the red center. 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

It's unfortunate that the FSB and the CIA are not communicating with each other, much like the USSS and anybody else, including rally attendees, are not communicating with each other, but if you search for "The Cruel Sea - The Honeymoon is Over" on YouTube, that's what I posted.

If only this Oz anthem could be Kommie-la's campaign song.

I thought it was. 

It seems paradise is forcing me to reconsider Partying™. 

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrades, let President Kamala do to your family what she grated out on her step kids. Just, yay!

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Comrades, let President Kamala do to your family what she grated out on her step kids. Just, yay!

Comrade 'pelipski, I  think you have stumbled upon a Current Truth™ unrealized by the entire global Party™: Princess Kumala will not only be the first Womyn/African (not from Africa)/Indian/Asian/Jamaican/Caribbean-American president but she will also be the first TikTok-American president.

President Eleven must be ecstatic. He will save a lot of Yuan not having to bribe a president requiring unlimited Uygur Voluntarily™ Harvested™ organs. He's got a prospect who will simply give herself away to anyone who gives her likes, follows and shares. More than 1 billion Instructed™ people can't possibly be wrong. 

FORWARD!

[jackalopelipsky]

While the Olympics might not know what a woman is, American Black women know exactly what kind of woman Kamala is in the hood.

[jackalopelipsky]

On the subject of making Kamala grate, again. PizzaGate is back and Kamala and Doug are grating the cheese. The Gooogleye is already telling us Kamala and Doug don't even like pizza, so The Collective™ knows that the scandal is true.

https://www.theburningplatform.com/2024 ... al-of-all/

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I apologize for my late comment.  I have been busy in my ancestral homelands.  My efforts to assist in a Southern migration of other Sockeyes is reaching a successful conclusion.  Undocumented, of course.  

Sorry, got off track.  I am my typically confused self.  “Make Kamala Grate Again”?  When did she stop?  Wouldn’t “Make Kamala Continue To Grate” be more accurate?  

Red Salmon

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I apologize for my late comment.  I have been busy in my ancestral homelands.  My efforts to assist in a Southern migration of other Sockeyes is reaching a successful conclusion.  Undocumented, of course.  

Sorry, got off track.  I am my typically confused self.  “Make Kamala Grate Again”?  When did she stop?  Wouldn’t “Make Kamala Continue To Grate” be more accurate?  

Red Salmon

Nyet, Comrade Red Salmon. Kamala has been absent and continues to be, avoiding all press conferences and cowering in a safe space, somewhere in Willie Brown's wardrobe, at the very mention of a debate with that brutish Threat to Our Democracy™, and convicted felon, who's name can be spoken only in hushed and solemn whispers to the terrified Children™ of The Party™

We must be grateful for the responsibility bestowed upon us to ensure just how GRATE Kamala truly is. We cannot allow Her Grateness™ to be hidden. We must broadcast to the entire world that she will always grate.
 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

While the Olympics might not know what a woman is, American Black women know exactly what kind of woman Kamala is in the hood.

I saw this on the X machine, the other day. Micaelah seems very grateful for the grateness of Queen Kamala the Grate.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

This is just Grate!

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Kaptain,

Thank you for your explanation.  It is so obvious!

I was distracted by plans for a celebratory dinner with my relatives as the guests of honor.  

Red Salmon

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Queen Kamala the Grate

[jackalopelipsky]

This is just Grate!

Over at the TPC Karaoke Mill we operated on the greater the cheese, the grater the burn. Kapitan Marsupial, we must never cease to grate Kamala into greater cheese. Especially cheese associated with pizza varieties.The thought of Kamala around minors grates on 'pelipsky. Grater cuts are the worst.

And then off topic question. - Jackalopelipsky posted video of Houston fisherman pulling a catfish that could have easily fed a family of 5 out of a water drainage canal, as a gulag survival clue. But, that wasn't good enough to fry up for an Aussie Marsuprial Judge?

Here was the jackalope thinkin' you were into that outback gulag survival stuff. It reminds me of the china line between a Gastronomique and an American Deplorable, because they both are eating the same thing. It's just differrent china. Weird, huh.... All this gulag encroachment happening...would a North Korean gulag gastronomique turn down a big catfish fry dinner because the fish came out of a water drainage canal?? the jackalope thinks, not.

Did you know Texazistan's land owners are willing to sell their part of Texazistan to China? By the time the USSA 2024 election arrives, the jackalope is destined to become one of those cheap Chinese jackalope knockoffs that's probably recording everything you already thought next Tuesday.

Cheese...grates.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

And then off topic question. - Jackalopelipsky posted video of Houston fisherman pulling a catfish that could have easily fed a family of 5 out of a water drainage canal, as a gulag survival clue. But, that wasn't good enough to fry up for an Aussie Marsuprial Judge?

Here was the jackalope thinkin' you were into that outback gulag survival stuff. It reminds me of the china line between a Gastronomique and an American Deplorable, because they both are eating the same thing. It's just differrent china. Weird, huh.... All this gulag encroachment happening...would a North Korean gulag gastronomique turn down a big catfish fry dinner because the fish came out of a water drainage canal?? the jackalope thinks, not.

Did you know Texazistan's land owners are willing to sell their part of Texazistan to China? By the time the USSA 2024 election arrives, the jackalope is destined to become one of those cheap Chinese jackalope knockoffs that's probably recording everything you already thought next Tuesday.

Cheese...grates.

Comrade 'pelipski, being TPC's only foreign correspondent, that I know of, in the Red Paradise™ Gulag base of Tractor Barn #51, sometimes reports fly by and I miss them, or the airmail drops are a little off target and a search party is required to retrieve them. This can take years without any guarantee of recovery.

Alas, I'm ignorant of the report to which you refer. I do believe I have seen the video, however, but without your exceptional commentary to explain the details, I'm sure my understanding is lacking. The Red Paradise™ Gulag is not renowned for it's drainage canals, due to a lack of the required liquid to drain, however they can be found, in some places. Right now, the concern is for the three-eyed platypus and arguments, for and against, keeping the gulag lights on.

There is a dispute over whether or not to nuke us, fry us or simply blow wind up out Collective™ arse, though I believe they've been doing the latter for decades, already. There is certainly enough hot air emitted from the central planning committee and the local politbureau to maintain wind farms for centuries to come. It's our most renewable energy resource. It never ceases. Ever. So far, no technology has emerged to keep it from being unharnessed.

Comrade, most of the Red Paradise™ Gulag is already controlled by the CCP so I know of which you speak. Apparently, they are already teaching their young commissarkas and cartographers that the gulag is already a part of Greater China.