Notable/Quotable: Kommieula

[Margaret]

From the Chinese constitution:

“Citizens of the People’s Republic of China, in exercising their freedoms and rights, may not infringe upon the interests of the state, of society, or of the collective.”

Communism is as communism does.

[Ivan Betinov]

I actually read the terms of use statement on an automatic cat feeder one time, and discovered that in addition to agreeing to not attempt to reverse engineer the operating code, I was also agreeing to not defame, contradict, question, or criticize the Chinese Communist Party.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

I'm trying to sort out an image of an automatic cat feeder... A Haitian immigrant to Ohio is automatically entitled to be fed cat once crossing the State line, no?