Opportunity Comes Knocking!

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

An opportunity to fleece the gullible presents itself today!  I present for the consideration of the Party:

Saturn's Majestic Rings Will Vanish In Six Months!

This is nothing an exorbitant tax can't solve.  Of course we can arrange for the disappearance to be temporary.  (Have we learned nothing from the Global Warming Climate Change scam?)  How many people have actually seen the rings of Saturn?  Pictures yes, bothered to look through a telescope?  Very few.  Presented as "we've only got six months to save the rings", then when the rings are not visible, we simply say that the effort was not great enough.  The populace should have paid more.  But if they pay more, maybe the rings will return.  Once the rings return, a campaign insisting that the tax must be continued or the rings might disappear AGAIN.  Perhaps the very few progs who understand geometry will kick up a fuss, but we can simply label them as "deniers" and they will be banned in a flash.  This will be better than the Global Warming Climate Change scam.  The rings, or lack their of, can be easily verified with a telescope.  Accessible proof.  Unlike the oceans rising scam.  Go to the beach.  The ocean is right where you left it.  We can't lose.

We will be working harder that we've ever worked before to save the rings of Saturn!

Red Salmon

 

[Putin_on_the_Ritz]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

An opportunity to fleece the gullible presents itself today!  I present for the consideration of the Party:

Saturn's Majestic Rings Will Vanish In Six Months!

This is nothing an exorbitant tax can't solve.  Of course we can arrange for the disappearance to be temporary.  (Have we learned nothing from the Global Warming Climate Change scam?)  How many people have actually seen the rings of Saturn?  Pictures yes, bothered to look through a telescope?  Very few.  Presented as "we've only got six months to save the rings", then when the rings are not visible, we simply say that the effort was not great enough.  The populace should have paid more.  But if they pay more, maybe the rings will return.  Once the rings return, a campaign insisting that the tax must be continued or the rings might disappear AGAIN.  Perhaps the very few progs who understand geometry will kick up a fuss, but we can simply label them as "deniers" and they will be banned in a flash.  This will be better than the Global Warming Climate Change scam.  The rings, or lack their of, can be easily verified with a telescope.  Accessible proof.  Unlike the oceans rising scam.  Go to the beach.  The ocean is right where you left it.  We can't lose.

We will be working harder that we've ever worked before to save the rings of Saturn!

Red Salmon

We shall call it Cosmos Change!  Traitor Elon Musk earlier today tried to pollute the rings of Saturn.  This is something that only NASA & the FAA should control.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Cured Red Salmon, this distraction, now aptly named Cosmos Change can’t begin soon enough. A woman who knows gravity is just a theory was kicked off a plane to Portland. Her husband couldn’t keep her in her seat~~although a seat belt was readily available for belting her. Granted the husband was grief stricken due to loss of his mother. The theory of gravity is capable of destroying rings on earth and Saturn. The jackalope recommends Ring Awareness Ribbons and Lapel Pins before the theory of gravity destroys minds and delays take off.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Well isn’t she special!  Brittle people make tremendous sport.  That’s because brittle people are ready to crack and crumble.  I wonder how she has twisted the story of how she stood up to the Evil MAGA to impress her friends?  (If she has any…)  I was chuffed by the restraint shown by the target of her venom.  That guy bears great watching.  Imagine the suffering the husband has endured during his tenure with that humorless crone?  Then again, he might deserve it.  Finally, kudos to the airline for standing up to this pathetic monster and showing her the door.  I wonder if anyone missed her at the funeral?  

Red Salmon