Happy NoJac Valentine’s Day

[jackalopelipsky]

[Colonel Obyezyana]

 

This from the same Party™ that demanded government stay out of our bedrooms since Griswald v. Connecticut (1965).

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-su ... 1/479.html

How does she think it will be enforced? Jizz Police patrolling bedrooms and motels?
  
 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The Current Truths™ are coming way too fast for a simple fish.  For many years Democrats have told us abortion should be free and frequent because sex is all about recreation.  Any association with procreation is purely incidental.   

Now the message is that sex can only be for procreation.  Does this mean that contraception is now illegal because it would aid and abet recreational sex?  Would this render sex with an infertile woman illegal?  Can’t intend to reproduce if there is no egg to fertilize.  How does menopause fit into the Only For Procreation™ scheme?  

I could free associate for hours.  

Defiantly spawning in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

[jackalopelipsky]

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This from the same Party™ that demanded government stay out of our bedrooms since Griswald v. Connecticut (1965).

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-su ... 1/479.html

How does she think it will be enforced? Jizz Police patrolling bedrooms and motels?
  
 

Insert Cube On Fire Progressive Alert ….there are khaki clad and masked Patriot Front make communism great , comrades sending their resumes in now. The lives of other people must be monitored if communism is ever going to succeed. And, the sexcare and pensions available for make communism great again, hired comrades makes this opportunity the best plan to bring that agenda forward.

On the other antler rack…

The jackalope is rumoring without evidence that the hottest tickets in Columbus are for an off the people’s script legislative play called Oh! Ohio! a new play hoping to get off Broadway voter’s attention.

[jackalopelipsky]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The Current Truths™ are coming way too fast

The jackalope stays centered in this fast times at Current Truth University, knowing the correct answer is Hypocrisy. Once you know the answer, you can stop studying, and go outside for rest and recreation.

[jackalopelipsky]

Waste of seed costs the Collective.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

WET CLEANUP ON AISLES ONE THROUGH EIGHT!

I denounce myself.  

Red Salmon

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteened Comrades,

I had another thought feeling.  Maybe the Collective™ is better off with this “seed” having been “spilt”…

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Most Equally Esteened Comrades,

I had another thought feeling.  Maybe the Collective™ is better off with this “seed” having been “spilt”…

Red Salmon

Onan spills his seed upon the ground — God kills him.

Fish spill their milt under water — God gives them a pass.

TWO-TIERED DIVINE JUSTICE SYSTEM!
 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

There, there.  Don’t cry over spilt milt.

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

There, there.  Don’t cry over spilt milt.

Red Salmon

Thank you, Comrade. You are the milt of ichthyological kindness.
 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I have heard sentiments of that sort before.  My favorite was when a coworker described me as “a bitter little ray of sunshine”.  The milt of ichthyological kindness is a new high water mark for me.  

Red Salmon