Lil’ Ivan

[jackalopelipsky]

It’s a beautiful thing knowing there’s a new crop of Tractor Barn Ivans in The Collective.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

It’s a beautiful thing knowing there’s a new crop of Tractor Barn Ivans in The Collective.

What's really in that Pepsi can? Methylene Blue?
 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

It’s a beautiful thing knowing there’s a new crop of Tractor Barn Ivans in The Collective.

What's really in that Pepsi can? Methylene Blue?

I would wager it's his spit cup. 

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

What's really in that Pepsi can? Methylene Blue?

I would wager it's his spit cup. 

Ah. I hadn't thought about that. It's been a long time since my mom died.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

Once we were all cute li'l guys...

...Well at least some of us.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

"I did not have sex with... that woman...his mother..."

[Colonel Obyezyana]

"I did not have sex with... that woman...his mother..."

Is that an extra-large spit cup in your hand?

Daddy?
 

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Col O, Don't misunderestimate the issued equipment. That's my "on-duty" flask.

The kid is obviously of privileged breeding stock. Good looking little beet-sprout, isn't he?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Col O, Don't misunderestimate the issued equipment. That's my "on-duty" flask.

The kid is obviously of privileged breeding stock. Good looking little beet-sprout, isn't he?

He will make a fine addition to a bar stool tractor seat someday.