White Teabaggers Cause Traffic Accident - Zimmerman Rescues

[R.O.C.K. in the USSA]

Dateline Sanford, Florida

White Teabaggers in Sanford, Florida last week apparently deliberately caused a traffic accident so that convicted (by the press) murderer George Zimmerman, in a move of blatant propaganda, could help rescue the family from their overturned vehicle.

We'll be following this one closely.

[R.O.C.K. in the USSA]

This just in -

President B. Husseinovich Obama, along with the Reverend Al Sharpton, met with members of the press today to issue a joint statement on the ongoing Zimmerman murder investigation, specifically about rumors that George Zimmerman helped to rescue a family last week from an overturned and burning car.

"Let me be clear," the president stated, "He didn't rescue that. It took an entire village, including firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, doctors, attorneys at law, and so on to rescue that family."

The Reverend Al Sharpton added, "We have defeated Jim Crow, but these racist family rescues have no place in our democracy."

[Captain Craptek]

Lori Tankel told ABCNews.com that someone had incorrectly posted her cell phone number online thinking it was Zimmerman's. She said she started receiving threatening calls within an hour after the jury had reached a verdict on July 13.

No problem. NSA has all the necessary powers (thanks to His Highness) to track down and arrest any and all hate mongers making these calls. Right? .... Well,....I'm waiting.... Ah,... Mr. Holder???

[Pamalinsky]

Do you Teabaggers think you're getting one over on me? Are you serious?

Even though Zimmerman was in hiding in fear of his life, based on every bit of intimidation we can muster, this murdering racist fool came out and saved some lives! Ha! What a joke.

It is obvious to every thinking person that this rescue was staged! By Teabaggers!

You Teabaggers amaze me with your fantasies. Unbelievable.

[El Presidente]

NBC has released an unedited edited still shot of Zimmerman from the incident. Due to the heroic nature of Mr. Zimmerman's act for all purposes associated with this story he is to be described as a hispanic man.

[Commodore Snoogie Woogums]

Any truth to the rumor that he called 911 first to tell them about the trapped occupants and he was going to help them and they told him..... "We don't need you to do that"?

[ThePeoplesComrade]

Zimmerman eats Whities for endurance and strength.

[Commodore Snoogie Woogums]

Glorious propaganda news Comrades!

Rumor has it that the Media does have a video of the incident and will be running it backwards to show Zimmerman stuffing the family back into the overturned car.

[Captain Craptek]

Glorious propaganda news Comrades!

Rumor has it that the Media does have a video of the incident and will be running it backwards to show Zimmerman stuffing the family back into the overturned car.

(chuckle) ....Comrade Commodore,

Six months from now - when the "error" is "discovered" by the MSM - it will be explained away as sabotage by an editing room tea bag infiltrator.