"DEMOCRACY" For All My Friends In Missouri!

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Thanks to the Supreme Courts of Missouri and the USSA, all proles in Missouri get to experience a Democratic Style Election Cycle™. 

Remember how the Democrats held a Primary in 2024 to see who was going to trounce Orange Man Bad in the November Foregone Conclusion?  The little people showed a complete lack of imagination and chose among the candidates presented on the ballot.  All the while, Their Betters™ wanted the little people to choose a candidate that was NOT on the ballot.  In the end, the Democrats placed a candidate for President on the ballot for whom NO ONE had actually voted in the primary.  The Betters had spoken and the little people meekly complied.

A similar situation is happening in Missouri as my fins hit the keyboard.  A Primary Election was held in August so each party could select candidates to present on the ballot in the Midterm Foregone Conclusion.  Primary ballots were issued to conform to the Rethuglican gerrymandered map that replaced the Democrat gerrymandered thoughtfully considered and totally fair map that had existed since time began.  (Maybe Last Tuesday)  The electorate endured the campaigns and then voted for candidates running in the newly defined districts.  Ha Ha!  Not any more!

Now the Supreme Courts of Missouri and the USSA have both ruled that this primary might as well have never happened as the State is directed to use the previous Democrat gerrymandered thoughtfully considered and totally fair map.  There is no time to hold another primary election before the ever important Mail In Fraudulent Ballots go out in the mail on Monday.  As my Democrat deep thinking neighbor said, "Why doesn't the Supreme Court just tell us who won as well?"  I think feel he was serious.

Abomination Form The Deep,

Red Salmon