Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt is Being Demoted to Foreign Correspondent.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Sadly, it's true, comrades.

The Party™ has sentenced me to life in the perpetual penal colony I call The Homeland. No. I have not been deported. I'm simply having to return to the world's largest gulag to take care of Party™ and personal matters. 

However, I will continue to correspond from those golden shores to keep you up to date on all the successes The Party™ has achieved in the reddest of red centers. There is more than enough for me to report on.

[jackalopelipsky]

Congratulations! Serving The Party is globalization. The jackalope will turn iPad upside down to read your Party posts dear down under brother comrade. Safe travel —no Boeings, please.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Good on ya, mate

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Congratulations! Serving The Party is globalization. The jackalope will turn iPad upside down to read your Party posts dear down under brother comrade. Safe travel —no Boeings, please.

I'm not sure I have a choice as to which type of aircraft I'm herded into. I do think somebody in Boeing's marketing department misunderstood or mis-typed what Boeing was actually doing. "Blow Out Sale!" is not quite the same thing as "blow out, sail".
 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

I have very fond memories of Texazistan. Now I'm returning to the California of the South Pacific.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Just think of food you've been missing all these years.

She'll be alright.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Kapitan,

Say g'day to the extinction rebellion jackasses when you get there. Best done after failing to break for the speed bump protest.

Oh, and have a bundy and coke or two or twelve for me.  (I don't drink that swill, so someone else has to.)

Are you going to be an urban dweller, or will you be amongst the crocodiles and other deadly critters?

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Just think of food you've been missing all these years.



She'll be alright.

Comrade, I'm not a dog. Mad Max is not Australia. Just want to clear that up. In case there are any questions.

BTW, it's "She'll be 'right!". No pronouns are required.
 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Oh, and have a bundy and coke or two or twelve for me.  (I don't drink that swill, so someone else has to.)

Are you going to be an urban dweller, or will you be amongst the crocodiles and other deadly critters?

Comrade, the original currency of Australia cannot be forgotten. Crocodiles had nothing to do with it. The Rum Rebellion was not an aberration.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

I have very fond memories of Texazistan. Now I'm returning to the California of the South Pacific.

California? Well, that’s alarming. Would Australia dig up Joshua Trees to put up a solar panel farm? Is Australia that destructive to the Earth?

And while Ayers Rock is bigger than Texazistan’s Enchanted Rock, Texazistan’s breakfast tacos are First Lady “unique”. The jackalope is reviewing recipes for baking Lamingtons as they are Australian unique, too.

Looking forward to your foreign correspondent reports.
Update! Australia is far ahead of California. Visitors cannot VISIT Ayers Uluru.

Why can you no longer climb Ayers Rock?
Why you can't climb Uluru
Uluru is a sacred men's site. It is of great significance to Anangu men and they have voted for its closure. There are many sites around the base of the site that carry similar cultural significance that visitors also do not visit.

What? California is way behind only now excluding visitors from visiting Joshua Trees. Where’s Bono?

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Comrade 'pelipski, Australia would dig up the entire planet, in the name of Environmental Equity™, wind farms, solar farms and mining leases, if it could. There is absolutely no lack of hypocrisy in Australia. It's well cultivated. Cricket is the national sport - a "gentleman's" game which involves throwing a rock at someone who has a stick with which to defend himself. Similar to Baseball.

[Red Square]

I hope you'll have a chance to take this criminal to Kangaroo Kourt.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

I hope you'll have a chance to take this criminal to Kangaroo Kourt.

Comrade Director, the battle for Equity™ is unceasing. The persecuted must be relieved! The oppressed must have their day! This is quite clearly a display of White Supremacy™ that must be denounced and demonished and demonized and discussed in university cafes in perpetuity,  

I never actually said anything but you know what I mean.
 

[Ellsworth Toohey]

I notice that Komrade el Kapitan is no longer listed as a Komrade Member of this Kollective.

Have the down under dunderheads silenced the dear Komrade?

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

I notice that Komrade el Kapitan is no longer listed as a Komrade Member of this Kollective.

Have the down under dunderheads silenced the dear Komrade?

I'm deep under cover, comrade.

[Panem Et Circenses]

Congratulations! Serving The Party is globalization. The jackalope will turn iPad upside down to read your Party posts dear down under brother comrade. Safe travel —no Boeings, please.

Boeings?  Travel from USSA to Australia is by freight train for party members, isn't it?
 

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Congratulations! Serving The Party is globalization. The jackalope will turn iPad upside down to read your Party posts dear down under brother comrade. Safe travel —no Boeings, please.

Boeings?  Travel from USSA to Australia is by freight train for party members, isn't it?

You may have difficulty holding your breath for submerged portion of the trip.

I recommend Jetstar as an alternative. 
 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Congratulations! Serving The Party is globalization. The jackalope will turn iPad upside down to read your Party posts dear down under brother comrade. Safe travel —no Boeings, please.

Boeings?  Travel from USSA to Australia is by freight train for party members, isn't it?

You may have difficulty holding your breath for submerged portion of the trip.

I recommend Jetstar as an alternative. 

I  don't. Those are the assholes who got me here and didn't give me my pre-paid meal. It's a long way from SFO to SYD with only water for refreshment. They won't take cash and all my American cards were canceled. 

[Ellsworth Toohey]

My last flight on Qantas was their last flight during the plandemic that served food and alcohol. I was one of 6 paid fares in business class (the rest wereupgrades). Pre ordered the steak. They ran out before I was served, even though I was in row 1. At least they had booze to serve me.

Lucky me. I'm on Jetstar in a few weeks. At least they're less expensive than Qantas.
Hopefully they land on the wheels.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

My last flight on Qantas was their last flight during the plandemic that served food and alcohol. I was one of 6 paid fares in business class (the rest wereupgrades). Pre ordered the steak. They ran out before I was served, even though I was in row 1. At least they had booze to serve me.

Lucky me. I'm on Jetstar in a few weeks. At least they're less expensive than Qantas.
Hopefully they land on the wheels.

They are actually owned by QANTAS. It's their no frills service.