Signs of Change in NYC

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, as winter approaches so does the revolution in The People's Islamic-Socialist Democratic City of Novi Yorksk. The chill of impending winter hangs in the air and mixes with the chill of four years of impending Next Tuesdays.

Even before Comrade Mamdani is sworn in, subtle changes are evident:

Horses have been replaced by camels in Central park.

 

And speaking of Camels, it is now the only brand of cigarettes available for sale in the city.

School crossing signs seem somehow different:

As do road signs

And the lintels above the entrances to venerable old buildings like the 42nd Street library:

And the City Courthouse:

The Department of Sanitation is now the Department of Ablutions:

And Katz's kosher delicatessen appears to be under new ownership, (with halal beets!):

Comrades, this is the kind of Progress™ we can all get behind. Way behind! 

More as they become available.

[jackalopelipsky]

What's the most NEXT Tuesday thing Jackalopelipsky, could envision happening in The People's Islamic-Socialist Democratic City of Novi Yorksk?

So, like any sane person, Jackalopelipsky did some google earth property shopping. Nothing serious like FOR SALE/FOR RENT sites, because for The People's Islamic-Socialist Democrats, it doesn't "actually", or even "literally", matter.

https://americanindian.si.edu/visit/ny

This former U.S. CUSTOMS HOUSE building was where Alexander Hamilton "actually" worked in Manhattan, collecting tariffs to make America great from the beginning.



Next Tuesday in PISD, the opportunity to break with past Manhattan, would be the filing a legal brief declaring the words "U.S. Customs" as White Supremacy HATE Speech. In fact, the new Imam of Manhattan will file and adjudicate the complaint.

For obvious purposes, this should become the People's Museum of Indians Who Aren't Americans.

And, it'll be all Trump's fault that Manhattan is going to fail under communism.