Stalin's Fraternal Kiss is B-a-c-k

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Dmitri Vrubel's mural on the Berlin Wall, titled "My God, Help Me to Survive This Deadly Love"

The Stalin Era socialist fraternal kiss, the traditional greeting between high-ranking Communist officials is sooo back, comrades. Back when Stalin was "the" Communist, his socialist fraternal kiss became a specific greeting used between Stalin and wannabe communist leaders. The execution of the kiss (or lack thereof) was closely watched by Kremlinologists as an indicator of the relationship between communist countries. Mao would deliberately step back from the "socialist fraternal embrace" (a customary greeting among communist leaders) and offer only a handshake instead. This was done to emphasize that relations were not at the former close "comrade" level.

All this kissing Socialists fraternity went dormant after a 2010 incident where a Russian official made boys kiss his shoe during a physical education lesson, an event widely reported in the media. Although, news reports say a Stalinist Coach required nude jumping jacks in Texazistan and is currently being investigated by non-communist Law Enforcement Officers. Whether communists will be able to order boot kissing, or nude jumping jacks in the Physical Education Program is yet to be determined within the American/Communism Psyche.

Yet, the return of Stalin's socialist fraternal kiss out in public as an accepted part of civil society is undeniably occurring.

Today, American Communists of all ages are exuberant in the advent of employing Stalin's use of the embrace or kiss signals to gain use of a possible lower level of diplomatic relationship middle management appointment within The Party™.

Commieho Jasmine Crockett, like Stalin, accepts Comedia Stephanie Miller's socialist fraternal kissage.



After going through shifting generational attitudes and a new emphasis on modernity and restraint made Stalin's kissage a highly physical gesture that seemed outdated and awkward, like letting Joe Biden sniff your child's hair so Daddy could keep his State job, but these two make the winning Era of Stalin's Hierarchy new and completely normal.

Communists in America are kissing the boots of other communists in America.



"My God, Help Me to Survive This Deadly Love"

The boots of Stalin remain for communists to spit, shine, and kiss.

Memento Park, Hungary

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