Capitalism’s Gladiator

[jackalopelipsky]

Gallery Furniture’s Mattress Mack is a Houston legend.

https://www.galleryfurniture.com/?srslt ... Lfdbh8vlEB



Isn’t ReEducation a beautiful thing?

[Kommissar Uberdave]

Kamrade Jackalopelipsky!



We had Evil Kapitalist "The Real Wayne."

It could be that the Real Wayne gave out a free mattress with each car sold at some point but he has joined Marx, Lenin, Engles, Trotsky and many other of our non-kapitalist heroes who have gone on before but can't meet up in the afterlife because they insisted there is none and all that...

[Red Square]

This Mattress Mack should have cooperated with Emma Sulkowicz, a student at Columbia U, who carried her mattress everywhere she went to raise awareness about systemic rapism.

She could've put Mac's logo on her mattress and made some money for her campaign - and then Mac could've also sold more mattresses nationwide. He could've even included that in his "Defender" video. And then they would together apologize to the guy whom she falsely accused of rape, and maybe give him some money too, and he would walk around with the Mattress Mack logo, offering free rapes to anyone interested.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/201 ... al-assault

[Red Square]

[Kommissar Uberdave]

Kamrade Square!

In a personalized attempt at "Where are They Now," I looked up Emma in a Google search. The Butch Bangs are a tell, but I wouldn't bother watching, if you click the "watch on YouTube" link you get to see how every one of the 50 some comments rip this ditz for fraudulently accusing a guy of rape. Apparently her degree in "performance art" didn't work well for seeking employment, so she continued for a PhD in Chinese medicine and works now as an acupuncturist...

[jackalopelipsky]

Thank you Red Square for going to the mattresses in the performance art world. The basic elements of the performing arts are time, space, the performer's body and the performer's relationship with the audience. The things artists do to themselves to make their performance resemble a believable reality. Evidently, Emma Sulkowicz's Mattress Performance was getting rotten tomato treatment. What comrade wants to waste their "performance art rationed degenda time" with a dorm mattress rotten tomato??

And, now she is aiming to stick needles in some comrades to "heal" them??? Uuuuuhhh, no! Jackalopelipsky isn't feeling the "trust" vibe with Emma that she feels with her current acupuncturist.

Emma just can't performance art as well as Mattress Mack. Or, this newly released piece of performance art happening at Texazistan's famous Buc-cees. To the mattresses, comrades!