The Cube's Location-Transparency System

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, Xwitter has introduced a new transparency system that reveals the actual location of posters and has exposed of thousands of fake, misleading, deceptive and often foreign agitprop accounts.

We at The People's Cube are way ahead of them. For nearly 20 years, we've employed a two-step process to screen new members. First, the initial applicant quiz and second, determination of actual location by our team of crack IT specialists (Ygor in the janitor's closet in the basement).

Thus, we have stopped countless hooligans, thought criminals, nonconformists, and weirdos in their tracks before they get memberships or immediately upon their first suspicious post.

These are some of the worst of the worst first posts that have been deleted:

These are but a few. More coming as they're declassified by Ygor.

 

[Red Square]

Thank you, Colonel, for keeping the masses appraised about this newly declassified development. Here are a couple of most recent blocked posts that appeared already after your report wass made - posted from two diffferent accounts that shared the same IP address in Tractorograd, Russia.

As hard-working American taxpayer from great Midwestern town of Springfield (you probably never heard of it), and father of 7 children, I have always supported President Donald J. Trump with full chest and patriotic heart. I work many hours, pay much tax, and drink domestic beer only, not fancy imported kind.

However, lately I am very concerned he has strayed from pure America First principles by disrespecting and sanctioning noble nation of Russia, which is only wanting peace, family values, and normal traditional tanks on its borders. These sanctions hurt not only beautiful Russian economy but also us simple American workers who depend on strong, stable ruble for our daily living.

As proud American who definitely does not write this from Eastern Hemisphere, I humbly ask President Trump to reconsider hostile actions toward Russia and instead focus on true enemies of United States, such as high grocery prices and unjust persecution of peaceful foreign investment from East. Let America and Russia be best friends again, like in documentaries I have seen on state television, I mean free Western media.

- Concerned U.S. Voter & Taxpayer

Content origin: not actually from U.S. (system-detected: Tractorograd, Russian Federation)
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And also this:

As life-long American citizen, suburban homeowner, and extremely hard-working taxpayer from small town in Pennsylvania (please do not Google), and father of 8 children, I have always opposed Donald Trump with every fiber of my being. I marched, I hashtagged, I bought the tote bag. His orange vulgarity is disgrace to our democracy and also to real estate aesthetics.

But even I, as serious Trump-resisting American, must protest this dangerous new wave of so-called “toughness” against Russia. Demonizing peaceful Russian Federation just because it occasionally rearranges borders is narrow-minded and frankly xenophobic. True progressive values require us to respect other cultures, especially when they have strong leaders, beautiful missiles, and deep literary tradition.

Trump’s rude words and sanctions against Russia are not only unpresidential; they play directly into hands of neocons, NATO warmongers, and Big Ukrainian Flag Industry. As responsible American voter, and mother of 8 children, I demand we stop this reckless hostility and seek dialogue, understanding, and preferably lifting of all sanctions immediately for sake of global climate of feelings.

— Proud American Anti-Trumper & Taxpayer & Father of 6 children

Content origin: not actually from U.S. (system-detected: Tractorograd, Russian Federation)

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Thank Lenin my actual hometown is really in Bernmontistan.  I am safe here.  And I am heavily armed with several shovels.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

I'm from this Georgia, kamrades, not that Georgia!

I see "Prince Kwame" from Queens. It does seem NYCCCP is a foreign country at this point...

[Colonel Obyezyana]

More rejects newly declassified by Grazhdanin Golosslavka (Ygor slipped on some tea and is unavailable):

 

[Red Square]

Very Centrist American

As ordinary middle-of-the-road American voter and proud homeowner in small but very real town of Johnsonville, Ohio (please do not look on map, construction still ongoing), I am very tired from extremism on both sides. I work very hard in normal American industry, pay many taxes, mow lawn, and grill hot kielbasas while bald eagle flies overhead in very tasteful way.

From my balanced and neutral perspective, biggest problem in U.S. politics now is irrational Russophobia. Why we cannot stop arguing and accept that Russia is so generous it practically has no borders? Must we always demonize peaceful armored personnel carriers only because they sometimes explore neighboring countries?

As true centrist, I criticize everyone equally: Democrats and Republicans both Russophobic, and only I, simple centrist, understand that lifting sanctions on Russia would immediately improve U.S. economy and maybe even weather. Is it not time to stop sending weapons and start sending apology letters to Kremlin for our rude behavior? This is not propaganda, this is just common sense from typical heartland American with totally normal internet location.

— Independent U.S. Centrist American Who Just Happens to Love Russia

Content origin: not actually from U.S. (system-detected: Tractorograd, Russian Federation)

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Social Justice American

As a queer, decolonized, intersectional American social justice advocate from the very diverse neighborhood in USA, I feel morally obligated to speak.

Why must we revive Cold War stereotypes that erase Russian lived experience, folk traditions, and very valid missile culture? Has anyone even asked how the tanks identify? Has anyone considered that ‘aggression’ is a colonial label imposed by NATO?

As a proud American ally to all oppressed regimes, who recycles and has three Coexist stickers on my American-made hybrid, I call on my fellow citizens to start examining our own privilege. Only when we confront our internalized Russophobia can we hope to build a truly inclusive world where every authoritarian state feels safe, seen, and validated.

— American Social Justice Educator, Organizer, and Taxpayer

Content origin: not actually from U.S. (system-detected: Tractorograd, Russian Federation)

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Independent Third-Party Fact-Checker

As independent, neutral and totally American fact-checker working for major social media platform, I wish to address dangerous misinformation about certain patriotic U.S. accounts allegedly “posting from Russia.” Claims that their posts “look like copy-paste from Kremlin press release” are false, misleading, and lacking context, as confirmed by our internal team here in very normal American office park that just happens to share IP block with Tractorograd.

Our rigorous verification process has determined that these accounts represent authentic, diverse American voices who simply type English in same style as Russian state television by coincidence. Therefore, any content calling these accounts “bots,” “Russian,” or “posting from Tractorograd” will be labeled MISSING CONTEXT and suppressed for safety of our democracy. Please trust the science!

— Certified Independent Third-Party Fact-Checker

Content origin: not actually from U.S. (system-detected: Tractorograd, Russian Federation)