WTF! MAGA Pounces!

[Ellsworth Toohey]

These MAGA propagandists will stop at nothing to discredit the most accurate news source this side of The New York Times, The Boston Globe, Pravda

Loyal party member Joke Trippin'  Jake Tapper gets appropriately called out undeserved hate for deliberate reporting error tiny typo.


https://www.mediaite.com/online/wtf-mag ... -as-white/

We must stand firm with our loyal Komrade.  

[Colonel Obyezyana]

[Ellsworth Toohey]

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

What is all the hubbub about?  This is Ops Normal.  I have three fine examples.

The “DC Sniper”:  Remember when the DC Sniper was rampaging about the Nation’s Capitol?  Every single news report said the unseen villain was a disaffected lower middle class white guy.  A Bubba.  In fact, the DC Sniper was so Oozing Whiteness™ that he drove a White Van.  I was in DC at the time and the Capitol Police were randomly stopping white vans looking for the DC Sniper.  Then the DC Sniper was caught!  The subject then totally disappeared from news broadcasts everywhere.  Why?  The DC Sniper was actually a pair of Black Muslims driving around in a black Ford sedan.  Move on.  Nothing to see here.

The “Triangle Sniper”:  This was a South Kansas City thing so it probably isn’t as well known.  A major highway interchange in South Kansas City known as “The Triangle” was suddenly plagued by gunfire.  Seemingly random vehicles were hit by gunfire.  As the DC Sniper had not yet faded into the Memory Hole™ it was imagined that this was the work of an evil white lower middle class male who was angry about something or other.  The local news broadcasts told viewers to be on the lookout for disaffected white guys in camo (probably driving a white pickup) carrying a deer hunting rifle.  It was very specific.  Everyone was sure The Triangle Sniper looked just like the guy on the Dead Milkman album cover.  Then The Triangle Sniper was caught.  Again, suddenly the topic totally disappeared from the news.  The Triangle Sniper turned out to be a “refugee” from Somalia (stop me if you’ve heard this one before) who decided to repay the country that took him in with gunfire.  He used a handgun while driving his sedan on the highway.  He wasn’t even a “sniper”.  In fact he was such a bad shot he failed to hit a single person.  Of course the result of his trial was never reported and now all the Progs in the area claim amnesia if the subject arises.  

The Shooting at the Chiefs Super Bowl Win Celebration:  The Chiefs won a football game.  Whatever.  Thousands of deluded enthusiastic fans crowded the streets to attend the official victory riot celebration.  It IS Kansas City so there had to be gunfire.  It was immediately reported that the shooter(s) were middle aged white guys.  I don’t remember any mention of camo, but that doesn’t rule it out.  Sure enough, when the shooters were arrested they were black teenagers who “thought” they had seen someone who might know someone who had a cousin in a rival gang.  That too disappeared from the local news with one small epilogue.  The drawing of the alleged white shooter shown on the local news cast bore a striking resemblance to one of the deceased victims of the shooting.  

So Comrades, worry no more about Jake’s colorblind myopia.  We will never have to set through boring reports of the official connections Mr. Cole Jr might or might not have to the Capitol Police, FBI, Harris / Biden Admin, etc.  Just reach for another double beer vodka and think feel glowing thoughts feelings of the GWONT.  

I’ll go locate the old coat and shovel.  Somehow it feels like I’m in for another trip North.  I hope the rail yard isn’t too crowded.

Red Salmon

[Comrade Jenkem]

His mind has obviously been colonized by whiteness.  

[jackalopelipsky]

As an usher for a Bette Midler show standing in the shadows of the auditorium listening as on stage, Bette shared that she worried that in her New York City environment that if she walked down the street with a fried egg on her forehead a) no one would notice, and b) notice, but not ask. She then placed a silicone fried egg on the side of her head and sang a lament about people not connecting.

Following the egg on Jake's face lament about journalists not connecting as people.

If Jack Tapper walked down the streets of New York City, or around the CNN HubAtlanta, with an image of Brian Cole, Jr., in all his special need features mug shot face tattooed on the side of his head, a) would anyone notice, or b) would they notice, but not ask the right questions?