Protect Your Right To Remain Silent

[jackalopelipsky]

Every comrade knows Trump and his evil thug law enforcement officers are shredding the Bill of Rights like a smoked pork butt ready for getting wrapped in a hot tortilla in the wilderness of Texazistan. That’s some serious shredding, comrades.

Protect your right to remain silent, comrades!

[Kim Jong Fun]

He seems nice

[jackalopelipsky]

He seems nice

Maybe he’s been sipping on Ivan’s Old Texazistan meat vodka and just needed to pee at the next gas station/convenience store on their way to Tampico. It was only because the cops were standing right there, the driver Dude wasn’t saying, “They’re calling the cops, Walter… Please don’t say anything about getting me a toe.”

Always a treat to receive a message from North Virginia’s best leader.

[trashmouth]

Comrades, he may have entered the realm of determinism, and, in psychology, the doctrine that the will is not free but determined by physical conditions could lead him into fatalism, and no amount of bad Mondays, Texas Hill Joy Juice™, or Panhandle Ditch Water™ could provide him an exit strategy.

And....by the way, the evidence provided by the video confirms that consumption of Panhandle Ditch Water™ is far stronger than a case of Tractor Beet Juice!

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]