Happy New Year to All Comrades!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Happy New Year, Comrades!

The People's Cube drops at midnight in New Yorkistan's Red Times Square, ushering in the year Two Thousand Twentynexttuesday.

[jackalopelipsky]

This Year is going to be different, comrades!



Happy 2026 comrades.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

The year is already off to a bad start in some places.

[jackalopelipsky]

Don’t worry Comrades,

[Dr. Chicago]

Comrades,

I've heard from the experts that this is the year! We are going to finally make it to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™! Everything is in place and set in motion. Our Somalian comrades have been quietly and effectively fleecing collecting the taxpayers in various Somali enclaves across the country and nobody knows about it. With all of the loot funding they have acquired, we will be able to use it to usher in our Glorious Utopia. The experts have told me that every dime is is here in the states and none has left the country. Lenin bless our Muslim comrades!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago.

[jackalopelipsky]

The year is already off to a bad start in some places.

Here it comes.

Here comes New York City’s nervous breakdown…

Or, The Five Burroughs can lear to laugh…



It’s going to sh*t either way, comrades.

[Dr. Chicago]

Comrade antlered hare,

We here at the Chicago Morgue and Voter Registration Center™ are so grateful for the warmth of collectivism promised by the new socialist caliph of New Yorkistan. We are hoping that this new era of Real Socialism™ will spread across the Kapitalist ravaged nation and touch the lives of every American. The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is fast approaching. FORWARD!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrade antlered hare,

We here at the Chicago Morgue and Voter Registration Center™ are so grateful for the warmth of collectivism promised by the new socialist caliph of New Yorkistan. We are hoping that this new era of Real Socialism™ will spread across the Kapitalist ravaged nation and touch the lives of every American. The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is fast approaching. FORWARD!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

In last Tuesday’s history of Americanism
, we learned it would never have occurred had not Christopher Columbus shared the warmth of a blanket, and y’know, nudge, nudge, wink wink business. Christopher didn’t know that he was deceived by Dr, Fauci’s secret germ warfare and former Clinton Administration Secretary of Health, Jocelyn Elder's sperm warfare released on the indigenous people of pre- Americanism.

In Next Tuesday’s history of the indigenous peoples of Americanism within New York City, survival requires them remain pure to their native Americanism heritage by recognizing Mandami ‘s offer of a blanket/wink clap is the same trap.