Comrade Maduro Needs Our Help!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, the beloved socialist Dear Leader of Venezuela needs our help. He's been captured and indicted in the Southern District of New York.

Please give generously to ease his transition trom pharmaceutical and petroleum supplier to ass supplier in a federal prison.

Perhaps if we're lucky the democratic socialist Dear Leader of New York City will soon be joining him.

 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

But wait! There's more!

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Comrades, there's nothing to see here, move along.

Do you see that this little Venezuelan family peacefully entered the United States without papers and is charged with a crime in a sanctuary state??? He'll be doing a job that US Citizens won't inside of a week.

He'll have a Commercial Driver's License, an Obamaphone, and be registered for food stamps, Medicare, and to vote Democrat by mail before the sun goes down.  Most likely, he gets scheduled for a hearing that he won't ever attend and a letter of reprimand goes into his file.

Just another Saturday.

[Margaret]

Quick! He needs to be sprung before he can spill the beans!

[Kommissar Uberdave]

My only picture of Adam Schiff...

[jackalopelipsky]

Having the korrect guard for Maduro is very important. He knows things…

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Has anybody noticed the sound of helicopters flying around Gavin Newsomes' or Bernie Sanders' house at night?

Anybody?

Just asking, for a comrade...