USDA Has Updated Its Nutrition Pyramid

[Colonel Obyezyana]

USDA has updated its Nutrition Pyramid by turning it upside down.

However, the USSA is sticking to its old pyramid chart (at least until Next Tuesday™).

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

I'm Ivan, and I approve this message.

[jackalopelipsky]

RE: Kollective Pyramid

Question - are we eating bugs and worms like prisoners in a NOKO ReEducation Camp and just not talking about it to non Kollective inmates, or what? I think there should be some gecko tail meat in the Kollective’s Food Pyramid, just to keep things real.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Silly Rabbit,

Protein is for Party™ Officials.


Mind your own beets.

[jackalopelipsky]

Silly Rabbit,

Protein is for Party™ Officials.


Mind your own beets.

So, is this your Tractor Barn #2 takeout, Mr. Ambassador?



Can’t Bob be the jackalope’s uncle, too? Equity would at least share some cream gravy….

[jackalopelipsky]

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

A proper chicken fried steak should be large enough to require its own zip code, and it should be visible by satellite imagery.

I'll be stopping at Uncle Bob's next time I go through Belton for (cough) further investigation.



Disgraceful.  Not so much as a beet peeling on the table.