Comrades, hear me out!

[Dr. Chicago]

Comrades,

I have become gravely concerned. After monitoring our latest push with protests in Minneapolis, and around the USSA, it has become evident that our best efforts are not moving the needle in our favor like they have done in the past. Monitoring social media is even more depressing as our best attempts at furthering the preferred narrative are being, as the kids say, ratioed... I don't know why this is because in the past we've always been able shape the conversation in our favor. Our recent protests have tried everything; Cosplay, dramatic recitations, drum circles, performance art and even martyrdom, yet nothing appears to be working.

Now hear me out. There is one strategy that we have yet to try, and dammit, it's going to really work this time. We need to break out the big guns and really show them we mean business. Here's my proposal for the Kollective. INTERPRETIVE DANCE! That's right, interpretive dance. The Rethuglikkkans and other reactionary types won't know what hit them.

I humbly request a meeting at Tractor Barn #2 to work on this new and innovative plan.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Doctor C,

A bold move!  As attractive as Mutually Assured Destruction was during the deceptively named Cold War.  Once witnessed, the awesome power of interpretive dance cannot be unseen.  The lines at the Jiffy-Lobo will be long.  

I look floorward forward to this escalation!  

Red Salmon 

[trashmouth]

I understand that the Abdi Hasaan Day Care and Somali Interpretive Sudanese Clog Dancing Academy has openings with generous terms to those wishing to enhance the awesome power of collective clog dancing with recorded music by Saado Ali Warsame, and the popular band Dur-Dur. It looks like famed singer, Abdullahi Qarshe, who's teaching at the academy, will not be able to meet everyone, since his Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 was repossessed, something to do with government paperwork.....

[Kommissar Uberdave]

Has any comrade attended the Farooq Astairi Skool of Interpretive Dance? It's a party mandate for the party...

 

[Red Square]

Our comrades are already on it. Behold the Interpretive Dance of Resistance.

[Red Square]

Here is the approved Interpretive Dance of Resistance™ model we should all strive for. You have until tomorrow morning to learn the moves.

All comrades will be inspected by noon Moscow time for proper revolutionary footwork, adequate outrage posture, and correct facial choreography. Improvisation will be treated as individualism. Smiling will be treated as sabotage.