No Redistribution Allowed

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrades!

There is no redistribution of Nobel Peace Prize Awards. Once awarded, the prize remains the property of original earner. This means the Nobel Peace prize possesses zero fiduciary value according to Norwegian Statists. A Nobel Peace Prize cannot be willed to another, like a NFL Sports Team business and then taxed by Statists to redistribute the earnings of any recipients of a legal Last Will and Testament. Nor, can a Nobel Peace Prize be donated to charity, or sold at a garage sale.

Redistribution of an awarded Peace Prize is not allowed under any circumstances.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, comrades.

[Red Square]

Comrades, let us be clear: everything must be redistributed—property, profit, privacy, children’s bedtime, and especially anyone else’s success.

The only thing we won’t allow to redistribute is our moral superiority. Our symbolic assets are not “property” – they are our collective moral infrastructure.

This isn’t hypocrisy; it’s doctrine.

Don’t touch the certificate that says we’re the good guys. Ownership is a social construct unless it’s a virtue badge. Then private property becomes eternal.

We redistribute material goods because material goods are vulgar. But sacred cows are, by definition, exempt from slaughter - unless, of course, they belong to someone we dislike.

What’s yours is ours. What’s ours is symbolic and therefore exempt. You can pass the trinket around, but only approved people get credited with being righteous.

[Margaret]

And of course America can’t be redistributed, it was stolen.