Let the Hoarding Begin

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Weather emergencies are a great way to induce media-driven panic, and the best place to witness it in real time is the supermarket.

When in panic or in doubt, run around, scream and shout; but first stock up on all the toilet paper, eggs, milk and bread you can carry to make ritual French Toast.

Pathetic.

The People Cube never lets an emergency go to waste. Comrades of the  Kollecktive—exploit the opportunity before it melts.

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Word up is that Waffle House is more than just short handed cooked today, but is (gasp) c.l.o.s.e.d. due to inclement weather.



It's so comforting in these agitated news driven daze, that TPC SUB Waffle House is scattering and smothering wide open on the big grill like always. Beet waffles! Beet grits!! Beet buttered and sugared to perfection by our Non GMO free ranging egg crackin' staff.


Order, up!

[jackalopelipsky]

Cabin Fever a KitKat’s when you least expect it.

[trashmouth]

Comrades, be prepared.....

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Althougn not specifically on the Food Pyramid, apparently, this is now a "staple" during snowstorms:

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/us-news/p ... snowstorm/

Also not on the Food Pyramid and not a staple are Homeland Security Agent fingers.